Inflation Isn’t Transitory and Neither are Zero Interest Rates

The worst thing about being a goy is that I can’t borrow a bunch of money and use it to buy valuable assets and then pay it back when the money is worthless or just not pay it back at all.

Jerome Powell, the genius running the fed, has decided to keep interest rates at zero or near zero and also stop referring to inflation as “transitory.” He used his genius brain to realize that printing more money to solve inflation is a brilliant plan, but that it also means more inflation.

This guy’s got a brain so big his eyeballs bulge, because the brain tissue is pushing against his optic discs.

The solution to inflation is to just keep printing money and then everyone will be rich.

If the fed chair would have thought of this in the 1970s, we’d all be living in gigantic mansions and driving Lambos.

The question is, if inflation isn’t transitory, then what is it?

It’s infinite.

Just like the universe.

Like the universe, inflation is a mystery that can only be solved by The Science.

Only a fool would buy Bitcoin, it’s already not worth as much money as it was before.

But someone might buy Avalanche like I did last week, NIKKA.

This is not an endorsement of AVAX, which is a shitcoin being pumped by disreputable Jews.

All coins not named “Bitcoin” are shitcoins.

But bitch, I buy anything named Floki like I buy any beef that says it’s from Japan.

Pancake swap it and drop it, lock it and pop it.

But personally, I advise everyone to just put their dollars in a savings account. The dollar’s value is going to shoot up after America loses a war in the Ukraine – you can take that to the bank (in a USD savings account).

This is all normal and just part and parcel of building a utopia where you live in a tiny room in a high-rise tenement and masturbate to cuckold porn until you die from a heart attack caused by global warming.

We have to move quickly to turn the entire globe into a solid sheet of ice so that polar bears can migrate to the Seychelles. The key to stopping this warming is taking safe and effective vaccines and making sure that inflation remains transitory.

The biggest threat to our democracy is people posting things on the internet that disagree with the government. That’s what created the Omicron virus and changed the weather.

In 2030, you will own nothing and you’ll pop the top and do the dance and be stunting on everybody*.

*Some conditions apply** 

**You won’t own the top, it will be part of a sharing system where you have temporary permission to pop it and do the dance***.

***The dance is a registered trademark of the Epic Games Store, and can only be done with explicit written permission from Tim Sweeney****.

*****Stunting on a woman without written consent and video tape of her saying she consensually agrees to be stunted on is rape*****.

*****If the video tape where the woman agrees to be stunted on is recorded under duress, it is no longer valid******.

******Whether or not a video recording of the woman consenting to be stunted on was recorded under duress is based on whether the woman said she was duressed*******.

*******There is no statute of limitations on nonconsensual stunting on a duressed woman********.

********If Tim Sweeney claims he was under duress when he gave you written permission to do the dance, you will be permanently banned from the Epic Games Store (on all devices) and receive a crippling fine which can only be paid in Bitcoin and not worthless US dollars.

This is all normal, which is why we have to put Alex Jones in prison and gang-rape Roger Stone’s 75-year-old cancer wife.