Iran War Next? John Bolton Assassination Hoax and Salmon Rushdie Fatwa Stabbing

At this point, the government/media are just going nuts making up completely ridiculous bullshit because they know no one can question them.

RT:

Former US National Security Advisor John Bolton said on Thursday that he was “embarrassed” by a low price tag that had allegedly been put on his head, as part of a would-be plot to assassinate him, planned by an Iranian national.

On Wednesday, The US Justice Department announced criminal charges against Shahram Poursafi, a member of Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC), for allegedly orchestrating an assassination attempt against Bolton, a long-time anti-Iran hawk.

According to the DOJ, Poursafi wanted to take out Bolton presumably in order to avenge the death of Qassem Soleimani, an Iranian general and leader of IRGC-Quds Force, killed by a drone strike on the orders of US President Donald Trump in early 2020. The department said that Poursafi attempted to pay someone $300,000 to murder Bolton on US soil.

When asked by CNN’s Wolf Blitzer what he thought about the DOJ announcement, Bolton, who also served as US ambassador to the United Nations, responded that he “was embarrassed at the low price.”

“I would have thought it would have been higher,” he admitted. “But I guess maybe it was the exchange rate problem or something.”

That’s… mildly funny, actually.

But this is so obviously fake that it makes me wonder if the fatwa attack on Salmon Rushdie wasn’t some kind of MK Ultra hoax.

Firstly, Moslems haven’t been doing these fatwa assassinations in forever. The last one I remember was Theo van Gogh. Fatwa assassinations have been replaced with mass killings of randos, probably because that is more exciting.

Plus, the Rushdie fatwa was from 1989. Who is even thinking about that? I dunno, maybe there is an Arabic version of 4chan somewhere and this is like a Moslem meme stabbing. Maybe the stabber went on a board and was like “bros I’m going full akbar, any suggestions?” and someone was like “that fatwa is still out on Rushdie lol.”

But otherwise – how would anyone even remember this fatwa? Rushdie isn’t writing best-selling books, and a lot of professionals have admitted that those books he wrote are actually total garbage.

Conversely, it’s perfect for the media, who can make this whole thing of “we’ve been at war with Iran since the 1980s! For them, this never stopped! They’re still worried about some fat novelist no one has cared about for 30 years!”

I wonder if it is even legal to say that the Salmon Rushdie stabbing was a hoax? It’s apparently illegal to call out obvious crisis actors at this point. So are you just not allowed to say something is a hoax?

I don’t know. Who cares.

I’ll just say: it’s super convenient for Rushdie to pop up with a knife in his flabby fat neck just as the US is trying to figure out someone other than Russia or China to start a war with.

I told you this: after losing against Russia, they are going to try to look for some kind of quick win. Iran wouldn’t be a quick win, but whatever morons, women, and niggers are running the White House and the State Department would listen to the Pentagon and the Jews saying “no bro, Iran will be way easy.”

This is what the Pentagon is thinking, I promise you: if they can get a win, they will build up more energy for wars, and then be able to try Russia again, or attack China in the Indian mountains or whatever. So the fact that we have all these news items and events circling around Iran is extremely suspicious.

Addendum

Just to be clear – Salmon Rushdie (you pronounce his first name like the fish) is a Persian novelist from India. He wrote a novel insulting Islam in 1988, and in 1989, the Supreme Leader of Iran (Ayatollah) put out a “fatwa” against him, which is a general order for Moslems to kill him. For the last 33 years, the UK taxpayer has been paying for his extreme security detail.

It’s possible he’s gotten lax with his security, since it’s been so long, and he isn’t really a relevant public figure anymore. But the security is paid for, so…

And then you’ve got this question of why any young Moslem would even be thinking about this.

I mean, who knows. Maybe it’s real.

But in my view, Occam’s Razor is that this guy was groomed by the security services to do this stabbing. They found some slightly unhinged, socially alienated young Moslem, and gave him the backstory, and told him it would be an epic win for Allah to get this pretentious garbage novelist from the 1980s.

Then, possibly, they could have set it up so there was a hole in security that allowed the guy to get up on Rushdie’s fat ass.

But even if it is completely real, it is totally convenient. Because there is no way this John Bolton thing is real.

Here’s the fact: you don’t have to be a conspiracy kook to think things are fake. Look at the chemical gas attacks in Syria. These were literally staged with actors.

And the US State Department itself has said that Russia stages things with actors.

Please watch this video in which journalist Matt Lee accuses State Dept. spokesman Ned Price of veering into "Alex Jones territory" by making the claim that Russia plans to stage a "false flag" attack with "crisis actors" — Price then sneeringly calls Lee a Russian propagandist pic.twitter.com/5xMsbfWYgz

— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) February 3, 2022

So everyone agrees that this is possible.

People were calling me a “conspiracy believer” for saying that Sandy Hoax was fake. Honestly, I don’t even know if it was, I just think it’s funny to say that. Frankly, if you watch that documentary from BitChute, I don’t understand how you can think there wasn’t something weird going on there.

What’s more, the whole fact of these alleged parents waging a decade-long legal battle against Alex Jones is not really believable. If your kid was murdered, would you wage a decade-long legal battle against some guy you think is a kook who supposedly hurt your feelings? Like, imagine if your son died and someone said your son didn’t really die. I guess I could see getting mad, maybe, but it would be more like “oh, that’s really weird, I don’t want to think about that.”

Then you’ve got that David Hogg thing, which is possibly even more ridiculous than Sandy Hoax.

But back to the point: the US State Department says that staged events with crisis actors are a thing, and we have proven examples of this. We have like 5 solid examples of majorly fake events in the Ukraine since February (not with crisis actors, but just total hoaxes). So, you really have to be willing to ask if something is fake. There is nothing kooky about taking the time to ask if something was faked.

Anyone who can’t understand this is actually just stupid, frankly. If you can’t understand the difference between someone who says everything is fake and someone who just takes a step back and says “well, there are fake events, so we have to ask if something is fake if it looks fake, because it could be fake,” then you are just dumb and not capable of complex analysis of the reality situation.

At this point, any event that benefits the Jewish narrative is just as likely to be some kind of staged/framed hoax as it is to be an organic event.