Salmon Rushdie Rushing to Die After Getting Stabbed in His Fat Neck

I don’t really care about this. Frankly, I have disrespected Islam and will again, but if you’re actually from a Moslem society and you just decide to take a shit all over your own ancestral traditions, you basically deserve to get stabbed in the neck because you’re just a whiny faggot.

Even if a Moslem becomes a Christian, he should just say “I love my people and I wish they would realize that Christ is the true path to God.” Why would you insult your own people and heritage? Probably for the same reason you would be a pretentious fat slob, I suppose.

Plus, Salmon Rushdie (I believe his name is pronounced like the fish) is fat and stupid looking. No sympathy from me when this nigga has a knife in his neck and is flopping around like a salmon at the spawning.

Watch all the Fox News retards get all outraged talking about how Rushdie was a hero stabbed by the Muzzies.

New York Post:

Author Salman Rushdie, whose work has earned him death threats, was stabbed in the neck at a literary event in upstate New York Friday, when an assailant stormed the stage soon after his introduction.

Rushdie, who was scheduled to talk at the Chautauqua Institution in Chautauqua, N.Y., some 75 miles south of Buffalo, was rushed to a nearby hospital by helicopter, the New York State Police said in a statement. The author’s condition is unknown.

State Police took the assailant into custody.

This guy is literally a fat atheist.

You just watch – Sean Hannity and the rest of these weak faggots are going to go nuts.

You know who wasn’t a weak faggot?

The Ayatollah Khomeini.

Say what you want about “them darn ragheads” – that’s a man’s man. He’s into guns, explosions, other forms of violence, political and religious extremism, and stern looks.

In 1989, he issued a fatwa for the murder of Rushdie after Rushdie published his highly overrated garbage novel “The Satanic Verses.” So while I can’t support the stabbing itself, I do hope that Rushdie dies. He’s literally 75, we’re more than 3 decades into the fatwa, and it looks like it’s going to be fulfilled.

Look at this tweet.

More like from the beginning men used God to justify the already totally justified: knocking off disrespectful and pretentious slobs who write crappy novels that are purely designed to make people with middle intelligence feel smart.

Who even is the guy who remembered a fatwa from 1989?

Achievement unlocked: 1989 fatwa against fat and disrespectful writer.

Imagine that your novel is such garbage that millions of people want to kill you.

So kek.

My only real regret in my life is that the Ayatollah never put a fatwa out against Cormac McCarthy.