Jew Hoaxer Claims Jesus was Married with Children

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
March 18, 2015

Next they'll claim he was a drunk who sat around watching TV all day.
Next they’ll claim he was a drunk who sat around watching TV all day while his wife did all the work.

A top Jew-hoaxer is claiming that Jesus was married with children.


Jesus was a devoted family man with two kids and Mary Magdalene for his wife, a new history book based on an ancient manuscript claims.

According to the 1,500-year-old text, there was a previously unknown plot on Jesus’s life 13 years prior to the crucifixion. The revelations were made by Professor of Religious Studies at Toronto’s York University, Barrie Wilson, and an Israeli-Canadian historical writer and filmmaker, Simcha Jacobovici.

One of the most astounding claims in the book is that Mary Magdalene was the same person as the Virgin Mary. The authors of The Lost Gospel assert that the manuscript features the names of the two children of Christ and Mary Magdalene – and even recites an assassination attempt against Mary and the children.

The book also chronicles Jesus’s connections to Emperor Tiberius and his best friend, the soldier Sejanus.

The manuscript, known as “The Ecclesiastical History of Zacharias Rhetor (of Mytilene)” has been with the British Museum and then the British Library for nearly 170 years, according to The Sunday Times. It was purchased by the British Museum in 1847 before being transferred to the British Library some 20 years ago.

The Lost Gospel, which has been translated from Aramaic, is set to come out later this month; details of the manuscript are expected to be revealed at a press conference at the British Library on Wednesday.

Some religious scholars are not enthusiastic about the upcoming release. “We’re basically looking at a sensationalist money-making scheme here,” Professor of New Testament at Lancaster Theological Seminary Greg Carey told the Huffington Post.

Arguing that the text has not been “uncovered” by Jacobovici and Wilson, as they claim, the professor says “over three hundred scholarly books and articles devoted to this text” can be found online, with over twenty manuscripts of the story. The ancient novel needs no “decoding,” Carey says, as it simply has no secret meaning.

One of the men behind the new to-be-announced revelation, the Emmy-winning journalist Simcha Jacobovici, has been previously criticized by some scholars for his other takes on the history of early Christianity. Jacobovici has been involved in court suits, after being accused of publicizing scientifically dubious theories, and Discovery Channel once listed his documentary among the top 10 scientific hoaxes of all time.

Jews do these things to make money, while their unconscious mind is driving them to further destroy Western society with gibberish designed to create confusion.  I guarantee a bunch of New Age “Christian” baby-boomers are going to read this book and be like “wow yeah interesting it shows Christ in a whole new light.”

Goyim, I have new things to teach you.  Jesus was just like Hal Bundy.
Simcha Jacobovici: Goyim, I have new things to teach you. Jesus was just like Hal Bundy.

The fact that such baby-boomers exist is why so few in the newer generations even care to know about Christianity, the whole thing seeming ridiculous.

For me, though I am not especially religious, Christianity is the system of our ancestors, containing in it all the pagan traditions and a unified doctrine of morality and a working social order.  This is of course why Jews are obsessed with destroying it by any means necessary (including by claiming Jesus was Jewish).