Jewish Gwyneth Paltrow to Hailey Bieber: “I Fucked Your Dad in the Bathroom”

Hailey Bieber is supposedly a Christian, though she did get the vaccine and had a stroke (then her husband Justin got facial paralysis).

Gwyneth Paltrow is Jewish. So of course she’s going to publicly announce that she had sex with the other woman’s father in the bathroom.

Jews do things like this. They view sex totally differently, and publicly mocking a younger, Christian woman about having sex with her dad in a bathroom, and of course using the word “fuck,” is a uniquely Jewish act.

New York Post:

Gwyneth Paltrow made Hailey Bieber cringe.

The Marvel actress, 49, stopped by Bieber’s vlog, “Who’s in My Bathroom,” and jokingly revealed that she slept with Bieber’s father, Stephen Baldwin — but then made it clear she was just kidding.

On Wednesday’s episode, Bieber, 25, and Paltrow discussed a multitude of things, including the topic of Hollywood nepotism and Paltrow starring with Baldwin, 56, in the 1994 film “Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle.”

Paltrow quipped on the show that she and the Long Island native were intertwined in an awkward on-camera moment together.

She said that Bieber’s dad was “great” and “so nice.”

The model replied: “I like hearing that. Imagine if you had some horror story: ‘He was terrible! It was a nightmare working with him!’”

“That would be bad. Or if I, like, f–ked your dad in the bathroom,” Paltrow hilariously said.

Baldwin seemed shaken and tried to play it off, adding: “I’ve had that happen to me actually. I don’t know if he even knows that I know that. But, I’ve had that happen.”

The Oscar winner started to laugh and teased that she really didn’t have sex with Baldwin. “I didn’t! I didn’t!” Paltrow said.

Yeah, okay.

Very creepy, Jew.

It obviously wasn’t a joke. That isn’t a funny joke. What happened was, she remembered she wasn’t talking to another Jew when she saw the look on Hailey’s face. A Jew would have been like “omg, you fucked my dad in the bathroom? So did I, ugh. I hate to say it because he’s my dad, but he was terrible.”

This sort of behavior is why way back in the Middle Ages, way before Jews took over all of Western civilization, they were getting run out of countries. The sex stuff was a big part of it. And the ritual child murder. And poisoning wells. And so on.

This whole time, I literally thought that Alec Baldwin was Hailey Baldwin’s dad.

This is like some kind of Mandela Effect type shit.

Stephen Baldwin looks exactly like his brother. The former is just younger and a bit goofier.

It’s easy to get them confused.

But I thought that Hailey was the daughter that Alec was berating in those infamous phone recordings, actually.

I don’t even know what films Stephen Baldwin is in, other than Biodome, which is possibly the greatest film ever made.