Jewish YouTuber Picks Twitter Fight with Jordan Peterson and His Whore Daughter

The Knave
The Mage
The Enchantress

Ever since the children of the titans rose up against their abusive parents as a result of an illegitimate power grab by Cronus, the stars were aligned for the ultimate showdown between Ethan Klein and Jordan Peterson and his whore daughter.

If you’d read your Karl Jung and you’re like, Derrida or whatever – you would have known this was coming.

Woe to those cursed to live in the days of this great battle of cunning and wits.

The stage is set for a vicious escalation of a conflict that will reach across the entire battlefield of the mind, and unveil the deepest truths which were hidden by the ancients.

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The powerful mage Peterson recently made a recovery from a grievous addiction to mana potions, with help from the mystics of the Far East, who were forced to channel the force of the One Power through an orb. He’s returned to the fight, stronger than ever.

Meanwhile his daughter has been honing her skills, preparing for exactly this kind of endgame battle of the mind.

One thing is clear: while Jordan and Mikhaila Peterson feast on meat, many only want to shove their face into her low-cut blouse, and feast on Makaila’s juicy tits.

The Knave Klein meanwhile is equally prepared.

No one knows where this battle will end.

The only thing we know is that the fate of the entire universe hangs in the balance, as these champions of Darkness and Light gather their allies and prepare for the final battle.