Joe Biden Lies About How He Broke His Foot

Appearing on CNN, the usurper Joe Biden told a stupid and obvious false story about how he broke his foot.

He says it happened while he was playing with his dog, and he slipped on a rug like Mr. Wilson in Dennis the Menace.

“I’m walking through this little alleyway to get to the bedroom and I grabbed the ball like this and he ran and I was joking running after him to grab his tail. And what happened was he slipped on a throw rug and I tripped on the rug he slid on,” Biden claimed.

I don’t believe it for a second.

They will never tell you the real truth: the real truth is that Cornpop showed up in Joe Biden’s backyard and pushed him off his deck.

Cornpop is back, and the media is covering it up, because Joe Biden doesn’t know how to stop him.

What role would Cornpop play in the Biden Administration, if such a thing were ever allowed to exist?

Well, we don’t know – but it can’t be good!