Joe Fingerbanger Frustrated That Donald Trump Not Involved in Global Interracial Gang Bang

Joe Biden was having some rough times, and a lot of people thought he was senile. But in recent weeks, with time to rest while locked in his home, he’s become more lucid.

On MSNBC’s Morning Joe Scarborough on Tuesday, Biden said he thinks Donald Trump should be having intercourse with the cug ululul and the world. Many people think this sounds gay.

“This pandemic!”, Joe Biden shouted. “The pandemic is that the president has no intercourse whatsoever with the rest of the cug, ululul, the world on dealing with these things.”

“We led life,” Biden continued, fired up. “Barack Obama led in the nguh, nguh corona, I mean, scuze me, in in in in in the pandemic that occurred when we were in office. It was kept in Africa. We organized the world. We put things together.”

Although he didn’t specify what pandemic he was referring to, a quick Google search shows that the last time a pandemic was associated with Africa was 1968, when Africa was hit particularly hard by influenza. However, he may have been talking about the Ebola outbreaks that happened while he was vice-president. That was not a pandemic, but whatever.

The rest of the interview was about the nonconsensual fingering he’s accused of doing on a bitch in 1993.

The entire media is riding him hard on this. He can’t get an interview where they don’t talk about it, even though there isn’t anything to talk about. It’s not like there’s new information coming out daily. They’re basically just smearing him, getting him associated with unsolicited fingering in the minds of the public.

At least he still has Infinity Cunt riding hard for him.

In an interview on the Today Show Tuesday, Michigan Governor Gretchen “Cunt Mommy” Whitmer went even further in her virulent defense of Joe Biden, telling an African-American gentleman that accuser Tara Reade deserved to be raped.

“I don’t believe that lying whore for an instant,” the vile cunt said. “Have you seen her dog face? No man wants to rape that fat slag.”

“But madam governor, she was younger when the alleged digital penetration took place,” the African interjected. “This was nearly thirty years ago. She was skinny and attractive.”

“According to who?” Whitmer shot back.

“According to, uh, the photos.”

“It’s according to her. According to her she wasn’t always a fat, dog-faced slag. Well, I’ll tell you this, Mac T, he didn’t rape her but he damn well should have. She’s the kind of bitch who deserves it, running her mouth like this.”

“So – wait – so – madam governor, you’re saying you think Madam Reade, sorry, Ms. Reade, deserved to be raped?”

“Yep I sure do. I think he should have done anal on her too. But Mac T, the point is, Joe didn’t do it. Joe has never done anything wrong. Joe is a perfect human being, like an angel flown in through the window of a nursing home bringing us all the gift of joyous laughter.”

I used a little bit of creative license there. If you want to know the details, you can watch the clip, but no one really cares about the details, so it might as well be a creative interpretation. She did once again confirm that she thinks Tara Reade is a liar.

Reade isn’t asking for money, it’s too late for Joe to go to prison, and she’s not a Republican, so it’s unclear what purpose a lie would serve in this situation. Furthermore, Reade had the decency to come out with this information BEFORE Joe Biden announced his candidacy, so Democrats had the option of choosing someone else. But over a year ago, when this Reade story was first printed, I don’t even think I heard about it.

Now, all of a sudden, it’s the most important thing ever. For no reason other than that the media decided to make it important. The only reason the media would make it important is if they were trying to remove Joe Biden. And the way this works, my dear madam cunt, is the media gets to decide.

The media wants Andrew Cuomo to replace Joe Biden as the nominee. If Gretchen was not a schoolmarm cunt who thinks she’s smarter than her advisors, she would not be doing this. It’s clear that if Cuomo does replace Biden, he’s going to keep to Biden’s promise of having a woman VP, and Gretchen could have slid in there. Now, she’s tainting herself, defining her entire media persona as a woman who sides with rapists. When Joe finally has to step aside, it will be over this rape stuff, and it will be assumed by the public that he must have been guilty, as he was tried in the court of the media and found guilty.

Cuomo is not going to attach himself to such a tainted personality.

It’s actually incredible, even as a woman, that this bitch is this stupid. Why on earth would she suppose the media is slamming him with this nonstop, even asking her about it in every interview, as if she was herself the fingerer? I don’t believe that she doesn’t have an advisor saying everything I just laid out.

I guess she would rather Biden win and she be his VP because he’s obviously going to die and then she would have ultimate power to nag the entire world to death.

Gretchen is a cunt who was getting publicity like this:

Then all of a sudden she decides to burn all of that positive energy by throwing her body onto Joe Biden’s burning corpse.

I will say, that’s the most trad thing this vile cunt has ever done.

By the way, I just thought you should know: if you were thinking “I’ll bet if that bitch lost thirty pounds, and thirty years, she’d look alright,” then you would be so very, so horribly wrong.

I ran across her high school yearbook photo.

Nah, dawg.

That ain’t… just nah, dawg, nah.

Nah.

By the way, I would also like to inform you that her teenage daughters look like absolute shit as well, just so you know.

I guess I prefer the fat one, if you put a gun to my head, but seriously look at that thigh. See how it crinkles up where it meets her hip. I hope this bitch reads this article and develops an eating disorder, because she sure as hell needs one. The young one looks like a friggin goblin.

That entire photograph is disgusting and it actually makes my skin crawl. Those smiles, all that makeup, the dead eyes behind the makeup, the poor tortured animal. I think hell is personalized, and if I ever went to hell, that’s the first thing I would see.

I feel bad for the whorelets. This terrible woman exploiting them like this in her deranged quest for power is truly evil.

By the way, speaking of the children of people I hate, do you guys remember John Kasich’s daughters?

Yeah, just an update on that: I ran into them at a Taco Bell and we went and had a threesome.

I just want to apologize to anyone who made it this far in this article. I’m having a really hard time with the gym closed, you guys. My gears are starting to grind.