I was on the Sword Coast yesterday, trying to solve a problem for a villager whose family I murdered for no reason, and some faggot wizard I met at a ravaged beach tried to stick a wristwatch up my ass.
These faggots, they’ll just try to shove anything up there.
I mean, when I was a kid, there were all these jokes about gerbils. As an adult, watching various documentaries and reading accounts of reformed homosexuals, I learned that this is not a joke – it’s standard practice.
These “cutesy” faggots you see on TV, whether it is Lil Nas X or Matt Damon – they’ve all had gerbils up their asses.
Why do you think there’s a “writers’ strike” right now? All these faggots in Hollywood got invited to the Sword Coast.
Owners or sellers of rainbow-coloured timepieces made by the Swiss watchmaker Swatch face three years in prison in Malaysia, the interior ministry has said, as the Muslim-majority country rails against LGBTQ+ symbols it says could “harm morals”.
Homosexuality is outlawed in Malaysia and LGBTQ+ people face discrimination.
Malaysia’s law enforcement unit at the interior ministry raided Swatch stores at 11 shopping malls across the country in May, including in the capital, Kuala Lumpur, for timepieces bearing what it called “LGBT elements”.
Anyone who “prints, imports, produces … or has in his possession” such items faces a jail term of up to three years, the ministry said in a statement on Thursday. Any individual wearing or distributing the watches could also be fined 20,000 Malaysian ringgit (£3,425), according to the ban notice.
“The Malaysian government is committed to preventing the spread of elements that are harmful or may be harmful to morals,” the ministry said in a statement.
It said the watches “may harm … the interests of the nation by promoting, supporting and normalising the LGBTQ+ movement that is not accepted by the general public”.
Aside from the faggot aspect, these watches are terrible.
Why would you think you could sell that in Malaysia?
I think these Moslems need to start going a lot harder, quite frankly.
I mean, ISIS was a shill group made by the CIA and Mossad, but people joined for a reason – a lot of people really think it’s a good idea to throw faggots off of roofs.