Media Now Pushing New “Spy Balloon” Hoax (Of Course They Are)

Oh, come on.

We’re doing this again?

Call Tucker Carlson and tell him to drop everything.

This is the most important news story in the universe.

RT:

A group of fishermen have discovered the wreckage of a possible “spy balloon” off the coast of Alaska and it has become the subject of an FBI investigation, CNN reported on Friday. The shooting down last year of an alleged Chinese spy balloon by the US triggered a major diplomatic incident between Washington and Beijing.

The fishermen brought the suspicious debris onto their boat and will hand it over to FBI agents when they return to port this weekend, the network reported, citing anonymous “sources familiar with the matter.”

Based on photographs shared with them by the crew, FBI agents determined that it was “similar enough in appearance to a foreign-government owned surveillance balloon that it warranted further investigation,” CNN stated.

In a statement released on Friday night, the FBI said that it was “aware of debris found off the coast of Alaska by a commercial fishing vessel. We will work with our partners to assist with the logistics of the debris recovery.”

China has hundreds of spy satellites that can read the expression on a person’s face.

They are not using “spy balloons.”

This narrative is nonsensical, and anyone promoting it is lying on purpose, or, like Tucker Carlson, is borderline Down syndrome retarded.