Merkel Tells Germans Not to Leave Their Houses Again

Just stay inside, goyim.

There’s nothing for you outside anyway.

DW:

German Chancellor Angela Merkel on Saturday urged residents to stay at home amid a dramatic increase in the number of coronavirus infections in Germany.

“We have to do everything we can now to ensure that the virus does not spread uncontrollably — every day counts,” Merkel said in her weekly podcast. 

“I ask you to refrain from any trip that is not really necessary, any celebration that is not really necessary. Please stay at home —  wherever you are, whenever possible,” she said. 

That means no Christmas, goy.

Sorry goy, but you cannot celebrate the birth of your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ with your family.

Instead, goy, you must stay locked in your home, alone, watching Jewish Netflix shows.

Merkel said that Germany was currently in the midst of a “very serious phase” of the pandemic, adding that “the number of new infections is increasing by leaps and bounds every day.”

“The comparatively relaxed summer is over; now we are facing difficult months. How winter will be, how our Christmas will be, will be decided in the coming days and weeks. We all decide that through our actions.”

She called on Germans to show solidarity and restraint, as they did in the early phase of the pandemic.

“What brought us so well through the first half year of the pandemic?” she asked. “It was that we stood together and obeyed the rules out of consideration and common sense. This is the most effective remedy we currently have against the pandemic and it is more necessary now than ever.”

Germany plans to recruit up to 10,000 new contact tracers to help the country deal with the spike, Helge Braun, Minister of the Chancellory, said on Saturday.

“The need is enormous, a five-digit number of helpers will be required,” Braun told the Rheinische Post.

Besides a Bundeswehr contingent of up to 15,000 soldiers, authorities will see “whether we have further personnel reserves in the Federal Government and subordinate authorities,” Braun added.

The German army has made some 5,000 soldiers available for contact tracing duties at short notice and promised another 10,000 within a month.

Braun said he also hoped that a large number of students could be recruited to help follow up contacts.

Yes, students will work with the military as snitches to track the movement of citizens. We have to do this because of a flu virus, goy.

Merkel did not acknowledge the existence of the nation of Sweden in her speech.

Sweden is a nearby nation that did not ever do a lockdown, and now has lower recorded infection rates and deaths than Germany, or anywhere else in Europe.