Narrative Collapse: Anal Nightclub Shooter Says He is a Tranny, Appears Visibly Retarded

At first they were like:

But then all of a sudden, it was just like:

Whoops!

Whoopsie!

Sorry, goy!

Sorry!

We’re sorry, silly goyim!

It was a big mix-up, subhuman cattle!

Even God’s Chosen People can make small mistakes, goyim!

New York Post:

Anderson Lee Aldrich, the suspect in the deadly Colorado LGBTQ nightclub massacre, is nonbinary and uses they/them pronouns, their lawyers said in new court filings Tuesday.

Public defenders Joseph Archambault and Michael Bowman filed several motions on Tuesday night that included a footnote about their client’s identity.

Anderson Aldrich is nonbinary,” the footnote states, the Denver Post reported. “They use they/them pronouns, and for the purposes of all formal filings, will be addressed as Mx. Aldrich.”

The footnote was added along with standard motions that deal with issues like unsealing documents and evidence gathering.

Anderson Lee Aldrich

Aldrich, who arrived at the El Paso County jail on Tuesday after being discharged from a hospital, is scheduled for an advisement hearing at 11:30 a.m. Wednesday at the El Paso County courthouse.

Advisements are held to notify defendants of possible charges and sometimes to address bond requests.

The defendant will appear virtually from the jail, a state court rep told the Colorado Sun.

Aldrich likely faces five murder charges as well as five counts of bias-motivated crime causing bodily injury. It is unclear if federal hate crime charges will be filed separately.

They can’t file hate crimes charges because he himself is a tranny! Apparently!

CNN is denying his trans identity!

They are saying he’s faking it!

This should be totally impossible, because the official position of the left is that the only qualification for being a tranny is to say you are a tranny. They have said, point blank, that it is impossible to lie about being a tranny for personal gain. Like, they said that it would be impossible for a man who wants to get laid in prison to say he is a tranny so he gets transferred to the women’s prison and is then swimming in captive pussy. For the record, I have told men to fake being trannies and then go into the girls’ locker room and start jacking off, and the media has never called me out on this, because their philosophy states that everyone who says they are a tranny is a tranny.

But now CNN is throwing this all away, because their worst nightmare has come true – not only was the shooter not a white supremacist hater, he was himself a tranny.

They cannot deal with it, so they’re going back to believing in biology.

Of course, now the story is going to be dropped, and no one will ever hear about it again. Most people will not ever hear that this guy was a tranny or whatever the hell.

His father is a former MMA star who makes porno.

They interviewed the guy, and he was like “so are you saying my son is gay?” and they’re like “no, he shot up the gay club” and he’s like “oh, good – I thought you were saying he was gay.”

Based.

Anyway – whatever.

We thought it was a Moslem, then we learned it was a white guy and thought he was trying to stop tranny story time, but it was quickly becoming suspicious that the media wasn’t reporting on the details of his life.

By the way – he’s somehow retarded. Watch his court appearance.

Maybe he’s on drugs. His dad is. Almost every mass shooter is. But he’s full vegetable.

Probably, no one can say this is political.