Reddit Rising: NATO Signs Accession Protocol for Finland and Sweden

This graphic is at the top of nato.com. The Daily Stormer contacted NATO to ask if it was ironic, and a spokeshole told us “it would be ironic if I told you it was ironic, because I am dead serious.” The spokeshole then added “Slavia Ukrainiana, motherfucker.”

NATO, the official military arm of Reddit, is taking a few new men under their wing.

This is exactly like when Nick Fury and Tony Stark assembled the Avengers to fight Thanos.

“Thanos, I am your father. I’m a tranny now but it’s not obvious because black people have extremely low levels of sexual dimorphism. Ice Cube’s son is now your father. He is a plus size female-to-male tranny. You have to help us capture Captain Jack Sparrow, or the Ukraine will never survive.” – Space Moses

Sweden did a full surrender to Turkey, so now they can join up, which will be really good for Sweden because Russia was preparing to invade Sweden for some reason I guess or whatever (who knows? Russia just does evil things for no reason).

Or maybe like, they’re just joining NATO as a show of solidarity with the Azov Battalion, a brave Jewish neo-Nazi atrocity and massacre gang fighting for the values of the Ukraine.

Swedish values are Ukraine values: taping people to posts, torturing POWs, firing missiles at residential buildings randomly, and most of all, building an entire war strategy around human shields.

It’s who we are in a rules-based order.

New York Post:

Finland and Sweden moved one step closer to joining NATO Tuesday as the 30 members of the alliance signed off on an accession protocol, sending the matter to each of the member state parliaments for ratification. ​

The signing of the protocol at NATO’s headquarters in Brussels was made possible after Turkey lifted its opposition to Finland and Sweden joining the bloc at a summit in Madrid last week.​

“This is truly a historic moment for Finland, for Sweden and for NATO,” Secretary-General Jens Stoltenberg said. “With 32 nations around the table, we will be even stronger.

Finland, which shares a 840-mile border with Russia, ​and Sweden, which has a maritime border with Russia, will not initially be covered by Article 5 — which states that an attack against one member is an attack on all — but will be given access to intelligence. ​

The ratification process could take up to a year, and remains uncertain — as Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan warned that his government could still scuttle the bid if its demands for Stockholm and Helsinki to turn over alleged terror suspects are not met.​

Ankara has insisted the two Nordic countries are harboring people linked to outlawed Kurdish groups or the ​network of US-based cleric Fethullah Gullen, whom Turkey claims to be behind a failed 2016 coup.

The foreign ministers of Finland and Sweden have disputed that extraditing the people Turkey considers terror suspects was part of a tentative agreement reached last week for Ankara to drop its objections.

Precious brown children who are pure in their innocence being sent back to Turkey to face execution for being communist terrorists is a small price to pay to defend Azov Battalion.

It will be like that scene in Star Trek: Discovery where Michael Burnam, the greatest human being who ever lived, tells that homosexual lizard creature to remember the Ghost of Kiev.

Then she travels back in time to save the Ukraine by becoming the Ghost of Kiev.

That Star Trek episode was based on the true story of a strong black female who can do anything and has no flaws using a time machine to prevent Putin from invading Sweden.