The Ukraine is in dire straits.
They’ve been felted.
They’re ready to pull out a weapon to rival Metal Gear.
As volunteer fighters Oleksandr Zhuhan and Antonina Romanova pack for a return to active duty, they contemplate the unicorn insignia that gives their uniform a rare distinction – a symbol of their status as an LGBTQ couple who are Ukrainian soldiers.
Members of Ukraine’s LGBTQ community who sign up for the war have taken to sewing the image of the mythical beast into their standard-issue epaulettes just below the national flag.
The practice harks back to the 2014 conflict when Russia invaded then annexed the Crimean Peninsula from Ukraine, “when lots of people said there are no gay people in the army,” actor, director and drama teacher Zhuhan told Reuters as he and Romanova dressed in their apartment for their second three-month combat rotation.
“So they (the lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and queer community) chose the unicorn because it is like a fantastic ‘non-existent’ creature.”
Zhuhan and Romanova, who identifies as a non-binary person with she/her pronouns and moved to the capital from Crimea after being displaced in 2014, met through their theatre work.
Neither was trained in the use of weapons but, after spending a couple of days hiding in their bathroom at the start of the war, decided they had to do more.
“I just remember that at a certain point it became obvious that we only had three options: either hide in a bomb shelter, run away and escape, or join the Territorial Defence (volunteers). We chose the third option,” Romanova said.
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Their first tour of duty around Mykolaiv in southern Ukraine, about 135 km (80 miles) from the port of Odesa, changed their lives. They fought in the same unit and found it terrifying, Zhuhan contracted pneumonia, but, the couple says, their fellow fighters accepted them.
“There was no aggression, no bullying… It was a little unusual for the others. But, over time, people started calling me Antonina, some even used my she pronoun,” Romanova said.
Yikes.
That will be a yikes from me.
Big yikes on the horizon, coming into view.
Like, seriously – they didn’t have a classified anal unit before, except for arguably Azov. But when they’re losing the war, they start recruiting with butt-stuff.
There is something symbolic here that I can’t quite put my finger on…
Rear guard unit?
— Doctored Negative-Residual-Usage (@cyrano54) May 31, 2022
this is the last HOPE
— Divya Singh (@DivyaSi51590883) May 31, 2022
Wow. They really are losing on all fronts.
— сне 🇨🇺 (@gold_collin) May 31, 2022
Sure Putin now is really scared !!!
— Rafael Marin (@rafmarin) May 31, 2022
Another war propaganda piece presented to you by Reuters.
— Om Jed Revolutia (@revolutia) May 31, 2022
Articles like this basically prove this isn’t really an eastern European or Ukrainian war.
— Jonathan (@Tellawrence) May 31, 2022