Gay penguins?
Nigga, that’s whack.
A pair of male Humboldt penguins at a New York zoo have become foster parents to a new hatchling.
The Rosamond Gifford Zoo in Syracuse says the same-sex foster couple, Elmer and Lima, are a first for the zoo, although several other institutions have seen success with same-sex penguins tending eggs together and caring for newborns.
Zoo officials said Elmer and Lima watched over an egg that came from a pair of breeding penguins that have a history of inadvertently breaking their fertilized eggs. They were successful, and the chick hatched on New Year’s Day.
Experts had tested the duo first by putting a dummy egg in a nest the pair built together last fall during the current breeding season.
The zoo director, Ted Fox, said not all penguin pairs are good at incubating eggs, but “Elmer and Lima were exemplary in every aspect of egg care”.
After the pair passed the test, officials removed the dummy egg and replaced it with a real one. The duo took turns incubating the egg until the chick hatched, Fox said.
This “proving that animals are actually faggots also” thing has been really important to “The Science” since like, the 1990s.
At the same time, it counteracts the claim that gay anal is “about love,” which is a specifically human emotion.
Animals only function on instinct, and there is no instinct to have gay sex, because it isn’t reproductive.
The reason these penguins became faggots – if that is even true – is that they are in captivity.
Faggots are the same, no matter the species
Penguins are not even mammals.
But if we look at the John Calhoun Mice Utopia studies – the mice in captivity also became homosexuals. As well as cannibals.
Urbanism and crowding creates anti-social behavior in humans, obviously.
The same thing is true for animals in captivity.
Unnatural environments lead to unnatural behaviors in all living things.
This was a thing with like, Pavlov’s dogs, right?