Pussy-Faggot Musk is Saying (Lying?) That He Will Fight Alpha Zuck at Gladiator-Like Location in Italy


It’s unclear why the beta male homo Elon Musk ever challenged the alpha male chad Mark Zuckerberg for a fight.

Elon is a fat retard, who censors everyone on his platform despite owning it privately and claiming not to censor. Zuckerberg is a slim, fit fighting man who only ever censors because the government forces him to, and threatens him, and he goes around complaining about it constantly, saying he doesn’t actually want to censor anyone but he can’t fight the government.

This is a portrait of a spineless coward vs. a true hero and warrior.

I still don’t think the fight will happen at all. If it does, I’m going to make a lot, lot, lot of money.

Reuters:

Tesla boss Elon Musk said on Friday his planned cage fight with billionaire rival Mark Zuckerberg would be held at an “epic location” with an ancient Roman theme, as Italy indicated it was ready to stage the scrap.

Italy’s Culture Minister Gennaro Sangiuliano said in a statement that he had spoken to Musk about hosting a “large charitable and historically evocative event”.

He did not specify what the event would be, or when it might be held, saying only that it would not take place in Rome.

“Everything in camera frame will be ancient Rome, so nothing modern at all. I spoke to the PM of Italy and Minister of Culture. They have agreed on an epic location,” the Tesla CEO (TSLA.O) said in a post on X.

Sangiuliano said on Friday that any event would respect and safeguard Italy’s heritage sites.

It will not take place in Rome. Above all, a substantial amount, many million euros, is expected to be donated to two important Italian paediatric hospitals for strengthening facilities and scientific research to combat children’s diseases,” he said in a statement.

It will also be an opportunity to promote globally our history and archaeological, artistic and cultural heritage,” he added.

Italy’s Corriere della Sera newspaper suggested that if the fight happened, it might be staged in Pompeii, near Naples.

Yeah, I mean.

Maybe they should just do a death match?

They could probably pay the Italian government to allow a death match. That bitch that runs the country is like, totally unhinged.

Like, she’s a screaming psycho as we’ve not seen before. Her speeches look like something from LiveLeak.

Really, she could dress up like Nero and oversee the event.

When Zuck goes to chop Musk’s head off, he can say “I did what I had to do – but you… you enjoyed it.”

Regardless, there is like a 40% chance Elon will die in any sort of fight, because his physical fitness is so low.