Please Go Vote [UPDATES]

I hate to be a shill, but everyone needs to go vote today.

I’ve already made my pitch, which basically amounted to “there’s no reason not to vote.” Just vote “R” all the way down, please.

Ethan Ralph is on, covering the election live:

https://cozy.tv/ethanralph

https://cozy.tv/nick

LATEST:

7:30

Okay, I’m not doing full updates. Some results are coming in and you can just see them on TV, or on the streams.

6:02

Why do they even have these machines? These machines do not work. Why would you want these problems, unless you were trying to commit fraud?

5:55

What?

5:45

Exit polls bad for Democrats! Anger!

Serious issues in Maricopa County:

Trump says to hold the line:

He’s keeping a list – and checking it twice!

5:30

Biden predicts DOOM.

In Pennsylvania, they’re telling people there is no paper:

People in Arizona just trying to vote:

4:50

Technical glitch in Arizona!

4:15

The voting machines are too confusing for the workers to use!

Blake Masters is officially leading now, which means he’s going to get hit with fraud.

3:08

Machine problems early: