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Has Pope Anus gone vaginal?
Somehow, I doubt it.
RT:
There may soon be a social media manager opening at the Vatican after the Pope’s Instagram account was caught ‘liking’ a photo of a Brazilian bikini model in a sexy schoolgirl outfit.
According to reports and alleged screenshots purporting to show the social media faux pas, none other than Pope Francis gave his blessing to 27-year-old Brazilian glamour model Natalia Garibotto.
(Literal devil emoji is fitting, no?)
At least I'm going to heaven https://t.co/w3nMYWVR6T
— Natalia Garibotto (@NataaGataa) November 13, 2020
“At least I’m going to heaven,” Garibotto quipped, enjoying the unlikely endorsement.
Pope Francis’ Instagram account boasts 7.2 million followers so it was somewhat inevitable that some among the faithful would spot the Pope’s official Instagram name, Franciscus, among those who liked the sultry snap.
The official papal account no longer appears to like the picture but social media never forgets. Reactions to the mishap poured in over the weekend, with some claiming the Pope himself had fallen into a ‘thirst trap’.
I can’t believe this is real. pic.twitter.com/rJ7sdzhXNs
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) November 16, 2020
the pope falling into a thirst trap is a great way to wrap up 2020
— $kodk $work (@wario_chalmers) November 13, 2020
The more pious on Twitter offered their digital ‘thoughts and prayers’ to the Pontiff, who appeared to be enduring severe temptation. Some of the more devout called for calm, insisting there was no way the Pope himself ran his own social media accounts, while others encouraged people to follow the Bible alone.
Well, I’m not devout, but I will tell you: there is no way this was Anus’s account. Pope Anus was named “Anus” because of his obsession with the anuses of young boys. And although Natalia Garibotto could certainly be mistaken for a tranny, there is no way you could mistake her for a 13-year-old boy.
Plus, Pope Anus obviously doesn’t use Instagram. He’s nearly as old as Joe Biden. This guy is going around talking about “malarkey” and turning on the record player.
It’s definitely an employee that liked it and I’m sure Anus has promptly fired whoever on his staff was a heterosexual in disguise.
He no doubt treated the outed hetero as he is known to treat the Asian faithful.
That is to say: a slap-fest ensued.
Remember when Pope Anus slapped Donald Trump?
What a joker.
