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Vegetable-in-Chief Joe Brandon appeared before the alleged “nation” on Thursday with no earlobes and demanded that Americans surrender their weapons to him.
Brandon, a senile and confused old man, boldly claimed that guns are attacking people, and that the only solution is to disarm the American people using the Assault Weapons Ban.
Brandon appeared in the darkness with candles on a red carpet, apparently some type of satanic symbolism.
Brandon has rarely appeared in primetime because no one gives a shit about his inane ramblings. However, the fear of being stripped of their guns caused normal people to tune in and see what this coot has in store for them. After force-vaccinating the population with a deadly gene therapy, opening the southern border, and allowing the country to be flooded with fentanyl, Brandon falsely claimed to care about human life.
Mass shootings are not really a big deal. I’m sure it sucks, but the fact is – there are 350 million people in America, and bad things are going to happen sometimes.
People don’t appear to understand just how many people 350 million people is. Just a few hundred years ago, there were not that many people on the entire earth.
People hear about a mass shooting on TV and see the families and their brain processes that data as if it happened to the neighbors down the street, or in the next town over. In real life, it’s a non-issue. I think these events are probably all staged by the federal government using mind control victims. But even if they’re not, statistically they are just simply not something to concern yourself with.
What is a real issue is black people. Black people really are completely out of control. Biden made the claim that the leading cause of death among young people in America is gun violence. If you look that up, you’ll find that the studies say “since 2020.”
What happened in 2020?
Oh, right – the Jews trumped up a hoax about a black career criminal dying of a fentanyl overdose while resisting arrest after committing a felony, and claimed it was a murder by a racist cop. They told blacks to go out and riot, and told white women and femboys to go march through the streets demanding we “defund the police.”
Police were largely defunded, and those that weren’t defunded are afraid to have any interactions with the blacks for fear of being accused of murder if the black attacks them and they have to defend themselves. So as a result of these strange acts, you now have blacks running buckwild.
Mostly, black people just kill each other. But this is progressing, with more black violence targeting nonblacks – which means that the current situation of gun violence is the in the top three reasons why you would not ban guns.
It’s bad enough to have a situation where the only people with the guns are the brutal and lazy police, but when you add in that the police won’t even defend you, this proposition becomes an extra nutty fruitcake.
“Enough is enough! Enough is enough! Enough is enough”
an NRA protestor screams as he runs out of breath, violently shaking, overcome with passion outside the convention pic.twitter.com/EDoS0T9uNS
— ELIJAH SCHAFFER (@ElijahSchaffer) May 28, 2022
All of this emotional whining is so tiresome. Brandon said that he called the family of the guy who designed the AR-15 and asked them if he would have wanted it to be used to kill children. If he’d have called me with that question, I would have said: “yes sir, he specifically designed the gun to kill children.” But I guess they said that he didn’t design the gun to kill children, but rather adults. The funnier answer might have been “no sir, he designed it specifically to kill adult males between the ages of 18 and 42.”
I’m not really sure what this thing is where we’re supposed to debate whether or not a gun can kill someone. Everyone agrees that yes, a gun can kill someone. But reality is a lot bigger than this. Firstly, they’re telling you they want to ban the guns that kill the least people. I thought that maybe there was going to be some kind of pivot when Biden said the other day he wants to ban 9mm ammo. But, no – he is going after white people’s home defense weapons in a period of unprecedented black violence.
Interestingly, the initial gun grabbers back in the 1930s – shortly after women’s political enfranchisement – were claiming that the Second Amendment only protects “weapons of war” because the Second Amendment references “a well-armed militia.” Now they say the opposite thing.
The bill he’s pushing will pass in the House, but not the Senate. So it’s really just another futile jack-off. Maybe he will try to sign some kind of executive order, and declare a national emergency. That would probably be in the cards if they do a few more of these child murder events.
At this point, Biden is considered totally burned, so they are just trying to get him to do all of these totally unpopular things everyone hates. They don’t appear at all concerned about the midterms. They might be planning a bombardment of fake votes, or planning to declare war, or something. Who the hell knows. Whatever comes next, it’s nothing good.
