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A source on Capitol Hill confirmed to @FDRLST today that Rep. Eric Swalwell had a sexual relationship with communist Chinese spy Fang Fang. The FBI finally briefed congressional leaders today on the details of Fang Fang’s interactions with lawmakers on behalf of communist China.
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) December 18, 2020
A new report by the media is claiming that California Congressman Eric Swalwell experienced a long time sucky-sucky from the Chinese spy Fang Fang.
The alleged spy, first reported on by Axios earlier this month, allegedly infiltrated Swalwell’s campaign and many people experienced a sucky-sucky, which caused them to feel happy.
People from the GOP are now grandstanding, and calling for Swalwell to be restricted, due to these alleged connections to the Chinese.
GOP House Leader Kevin McCarthy said Friday that an FBI briefing on Rep. Eric Swalwell’s contact with an alleged Chinese spy made clear one thing: The California Democrat should not have access to the nation’s secrets.
McCarthy said the House Intelligence Committee is a special panel that’s entrusted with classified information and he renewed his demand that Swalwell be removed from the committee.
“He should not be on Intel,” McCarthy, R-Calif., told reporters after he exited the closed-door FBI briefing at the Capitol.
“I just think there are definitely 200 other Democrats that I know could fill that place,” McCarthy added.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., was also briefed Friday by the FBI about Swalwell’s relationship six years ago with a suspected Chinese spy known as Fang Fang or Christine Fang.
The first question here is simple: isn’t Eric Swalwell gay?
I thought this was just a known thing. I actually didn’t even know he was in the closet, but I did just find out from Wikipedia that he’s been married twice. But half of politicians are closeted homosexuals, and everyone is sort of aware of that and just doesn’t talk about it.
But there are other questions.
Most obviously: why doesn’t the Chinese government just send women to have sex with every politician, and just completely take over the US government? Is there any apparatus in place to stop that from happening, other than the fact that most politicians are homosexuals and/or pedophiles?
It’s very low resource intensive. This girl was actually ugly.
She was actually, like, a total mess, frankly.
When China sends its sluts, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending square-heads, they’re sending dog-faces, and they’re bringing those problems with us.
They could just send whoever. America gives out visas like it’s nothing; these girls don’t even have to speak English. They just show up at the office of some lonely boomer, and say, “me sucky-sucky you, can feel happy” – boom. China takeover.
However, more importantly: what is now going on that the mainstream media is calling out Democrats as potential agents of the Chinese government?
What does this mean?
I have comprehensively speculated that Joe Biden may resign due to his son being investigated as an agent of the Chinese.
Related: Axios: Pentagon Allegedly Halts Communication with Biden Transition Team
Is this Swalwell drama part of the build-up to that?
That’s pretty much the context in which this whole situation would make the most sense. Other kinds of contexts get progressively more confusing.
It’s possible that Fang Fang is a real Chinese spy, in which case I would think the media would have covered this up, but it’s also possible that the US government and the media staged this completely in order to build up this pretext of a Chinese attempt to infiltrate the Democrat Party. That would ultimately result in Joe Biden resigning from office, and turning over the reins to Kamala Harris, which would restore the faith of Republicans in the system, as well as provide a jumping off point for further escalation with China.
Presently, I think there’s at least a 50-50 chance this is going to happen exactly like this. All of these various events just don’t really make any sense in any other context, that I can figure out.
