TOTAL ARYAN VICTORY: Elon Seals Deal, Now Supreme Leader of Twitter

Update: 

Total Aryan Victory.

AP:

Billionaire Elon Musk has reached an agreement to acquire Twitter for approximately $44 billion, the company said.

The outspoken Tesla CEO, the world’s wealthiest person, has said he wants to buy Twitter because he thinks it’s not living up to its potential as a platform for “free speech.” He says it needs to be transformed as a private company in order to build trust with users and do better at serving what he calls the “societal imperative” of free speech.

Twitter said it will become a privately held company after the sale is closed.

Promises have been made. We will demand they be fulfilled.

But right now, I’m just satisfied with the leftist freakout. That freaky Paki is preparing to resign today.

Of course, by rights we should all be restored to our rightful places in the town square.

The boys are back in the town square.

I’ll be there day one, friends.

See y’all faggots on the Moon.

Original article follows.

I’ll believe it when I see it.

But this is what they’re saying.

AP:

Twitter’s board is negotiating with CEO Elon Musk over his bid to buy the social media platform and a deal could be announced as early as Monday, according to media reports.

Twitter and Musk negotiated into the early hours Monday over his bid to buy the social media platform, The New York Times reported, less than two weeks after the billionaire first revealed a massive stake.

Musk said last week that he had lined up $46.5 billion in financing to buy Twitter, putting pressure on the company’s board to negotiate a deal.

The Times, citing people with knowledge of the situation who it did not identify, said the two sides were discussing details including a timeline and fees if an agreement was signed and then fell apart. The people said the situation was fluid and fast-moving.

Shares of Twitter Inc. rose 4% at the opening bell.

The Times could be reporting fake news for their own purposes, of course.

No one has any idea until it happens.

Then when it does happen, we don’t know what Elon will actually do.

Remember when he endorsed Bitcoin and then prematurely ejaculated in his own pants?

It’s good to be hopeful I guess, but there is no way free speech is going to be allowed on Twitter – not until the regime in Washington is a lot weaker than it is now, at least.

So either the deal doesn’t happen or after the deal does happen something else happens to prevent Elon from doing what he said he was going to do. I think he legit wants to do what he’s saying he wants to do – he and other marginal elites in Silicon Valley don’t like this psycho direction things are going and they are also smelling blood in the water. There’s no reason to believe this isn’t exactly what it appears to be – an attempt at a hostile takeover of the Western establishment by a sane remnant of the elite that thinks it can appeal to populism and seize power.

Elon’s first attempt at this play was with Bitcoin, and again – semen all in his jeans.

But don’t lose hope.

Always hope for the best, even if it seems impossible.