Reuters Says Zelensky has a Puffy Face and Lines Under His Eyes, Was Disliked Before War


When I tell you this man is stressed, brother, I mean he is tickled pink.

We’ve got to get him something to help him relax!

I’ve heard cocaine can really calm people down in stressful situations.

Why won’t Germany send cocaine to help fight fascist Russian Nazis trying to steal land from innocent Jews???

Does Germany hate the Jews??

Reuters:

How long can he keep it going?

Night after night, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskiy delivers rousing video addresses, rallying his troops in their fight against the Russian invaders and trying to keep the world’s attention focused on his nation’s plight.

Oh, he’s rousing, alright.

Six million panties drop every night when he gives the kill count.

He’s killed more middle-aged cat ladies than he has vatniks.

He has successfully lobbied the West for arms, lifting taboo after taboo in the process — initially on the West sending lethal aid of any kind and more recently on Western deliveries of battle tanks that may help Ukraine mount a counter-offensive.

Zelenskiy, now 45 and in power since 2019, shows no sign of letting up.

Letting up?

Nah, boy.

He’s laying it down.

Nor does Russian President Vladimir Putin, who launched his “special military operation” in Ukraine on Feb. 24, 2022 and appears to be preparing for a long war.

When Russian troops poured over the border, few predicted the transformation in Zelenskiy, a former TV comedian whose trust ratings had been waning as public anger rose over widespread corruption, economic malaise and bad governance.

A little Jew rat, who was very gross and annoying, and spoke no Ukrainian, and was named Vladimir, has transformed into a true hero – a Ukrainian man named Volodomor.

In the buildup, as Russia massed forces on his borders, he had criticised foreign embassies and companies for leaving Ukraine, saying they were hurting the economy and – in public at least – appeared to play down the threat of a major invasion.

He is now a household name around the world, a symbol of Ukrainian resistance. In Ukraine, his popularity ratings have almost tripled and are unusually stable.

He’s fighting for the scrappy NATO against the very powerful Russians.

That takes real bravery.

Easy-going and relaxed when meeting newcomers in his heavily fortified headquarters, dressed in military khaki whether meeting royalty or visiting soldiers near the frontline, Zelenskiy projects an image of steadiness and steadfastness.

He doesn’t even have time to put on a shirt, as he’s too busy planning his next strategy.

What a champ.

He has huge milestones still to clear. He is yet to secure supplies of the sophisticated Western fighter jets he says are needed to push back Russian troops, or promises of fast-track membership to the European Union. Joining the NATO military alliance still looks out of reach.

But though sometimes puffy-faced, with lines under his eyes, there is no indication he is running out of steam, and last month he launched a government shake-up to quash a public outcry over a corruption scandal.

By contrast, Putin often seems glum and isolated, issuing threats to the West or Ukraine from the Kremlin and rarely seen in public except at choreographed events.

I really love hearing these glowing reports from the Jew media.

They’re very fair and extremely honest.

You might read this op-ed and think “surely this is in the op-ed section?”

Nope.

These are straight-up facts.

Hard news:

  • NATO is a scrappy upstart
  • Puffy faced Volodomodor will never run out of steam
  • Evil terrorist leader Putin is glum and isolated

Utopia is on the way as soon as NATO wins this war…!

When we are finally able to establish a global government based on the principles of Jewish Ukrainian nationalism, we might have to make Vologomorodo king of the world…!