Russian Space Marine Going on Brutal Revenge Mission Against Hohol Pigs Who Killed His Boys

Previously: Alleged “Moon Walker” Buzz Aldrin Marries Disgusting Plastic Surgery Mess on 93rd Birthday

While Buzz Aldrin is going full weird freak and marrying a plastic surgery disaster at 93, Russian space men are going on epic revenge missions against Hohol pigs.

RT:

The shelling that almost cost former Russian space chief Dmitry Rogozin his life was the work of Ukrainian intelligence services, possibly assisted by some Western nations, he has claimed in an interview.

The former top official said that he knows the exact artillery crew responsible for the December 21 attack, according to an interview published by RIA Novosti on Monday. He added that he considers it a matter of personal honor to hunt them down on behalf of two associates, who were killed in the incident.

Rogozin, who now commands a volunteer fighting force called “Tsar’s Wolves,” said he used his contacts in the Russian space agency Roscosmos, which he used to lead, to identify the perpetrators.

“I asked for an exact map, an image made that night by one of our spacecraft. I believe we have identified the exact weapon that made the shots, which was placed in the optimal position,” he said.

“I hope to find and destroy [the crew] after I return,” he stated. “It’s a matter of honor for us, because I lost two of my fighters.”

Boom.

Cue the Maidan.

Czar’s Wolves is an awesome name for an elite unit of space marines.

Someone could claim this is all Russian propaganda. While I’m sure that PR was considered in framing the story, I don’t know that it is actually just propaganda. However, even if it were: it’s still awesome.

Compare this to the propaganda of the West, which is all about gay sex.

The Ukraine war isn’t really about gay sex, but they claim it is about gay sex to promote it.

Imagine that.

The West really is pure Nurgle.

Its goal is to spread disease.