Sam Hyde is Back on Top, And the Bitchmade Faggot Hasan Piker Can’t Run

Andrew Anglin August 28, 2022

Previously:

For those who don’t follow internet celebrity news, let me just tell you: Sam Hyde is a comedian who has been around since 2013 or so who was given an Adult Swim show in 2016, and then fired after being badgered by Jewish journalists over a couple of off-color jokes.

He is, in my opinion, the funniest man alive. I’ve said that since 2013. Just like I should by rights own the New York Times, Nick Fuentes should by rights be the King of America, Sam Hyde should by rights be America’s most famous comedian, running Saturday Night Live or some other show that everyone in the country watches.

After getting kicked off Adult Swim, he was subsequently banned from everything else, like all funny people were.

He seemed kinda depressed over the last few years. He was doing stuff, but not really going hard. He was just doing podcasts and some low budget comedy stuff. It was good, I liked it, but it wasn’t where he deserves to be, which is at the top.

Then he did the iDubbbz documentaries, which were amazing.

Related: iDubbbz Releases His Version of Sam Hyde Documentary

He’s been on a roll since, and he signed up for an internet celebrity boxing match. Before the match, he completely stole the show, and he became the only event that anyone was interested in. Because he’s the best there is, and if he’s putting his whole ass into it, he’s going to be famous and loved.

Here’s another interview from pre-fight.

After putting on the show surrounding the fight, and then winning his fight against an Australian pornographer, he is blowing up huge all over the internet. He is constantly trending on Twitter.

The funniest thing is, he made this entire event – which he is the center of – about Twitch streaming communist Hasan Piker, a faggot Turk YouTuber who supports Islamic terrorists killing white people and is constantly talking about “punching Nazis.”

After winning his fight, he said he was coming to kill Hasan. Hasan has been refusing to fight him or even respond to fight challenges for about a year, at least.

Hasan saw the video shortly after, and he looked like he was about to start crying, as he whined and banned the person who posted it.

The faggot also posted this snarky sarcastic faggot message in some private Twitter group:

Big man with the snark. Snark is really cool and masculine, you literal faggot.

Now this Turk bitch is allegedly automatically banning anyone who types “Sam Hyde” or “Candyman” into his chat.

But you can’t run, faggot. You can go hide in a cave in rural Turkey – that’s your only out here, bud.

This faggot wears nail polish and women’s clothes.

All of the internet is calling this guy a pussy bitch. His entire life is ruined. The Sam Hyde fight was the centerpiece of the internet this week, and Hasan was the centerpiece of Sam’s bit.

If you type “Sam Hyde” or “Hasan Piker” into Twitter, it is just endless.

Keemstar, who organized last night’s fight, is acknowledging that Sam was the main draw – much more so than KSI vs. whoever, which no one cared about at all.

He’s now a normie internet figure.

They might have to let him back on something. People are going to be demanding it.

Hasan has nowhere to run. He can no longer claim Sam Hyde is smaller than him, so he’d be giving him clout by fighting him.

Sam Hyde is the single biggest man on the internet.

If Hasan thinks he can just auto-ban people from his chat, he’s going to end up totally destroyed. He’ll end up having some kind of breakdown. A man can’t deal with this kind of humiliation long term and ongoing.

Remember that guy who got famous on the internet for making a documentary about African child soldiers, and then he ended up running around naked through his neighborhood masturbating after his wife left him? This was like ten years ago; I don’t know if you remember that. But he had to quit the internet after that, and go live a life of shame.

Hasan’s response to Sam Hyde’s challenge is much more humiliating. Exponentially. I could come back from masturbating in my neighbor’s yard. Ethan Ralph could. Sam Hyde could. A lot of people could come back from that. Most people, probably. It’s only one bad incident.

Refusing to fight someone who bitched you like that, and refusing in such a faggoty, gay way, saying “oh, oh, my pearls, that’s a Nazi, he’s insane, oh, you’re banned” and then sitting there for ten seconds saying nothing and trying not to start shaking and crying – that is a permanent status. He is in a permanent state of being the single biggest bitch on the internet.

I want to call again for Turkish-speaking readers to try to get this on Turkish TV. Say this guy is representing Turkey in America while promoting gay sex and trannies, and that he refuses to fight a masculine, conservative Irishman who is calling him out for promoting child gay sex.

If this gets on Turkish TV, his entire extended family will live in shame for generations.

Post Fight Stuff

Just wanted to post this post-fight stuff. Very excellent.

A Good Omen

Sam Hyde winning is a very good omen.

Good things are coming.

The world is turning around, the order of nature is reasserting itself.

Also last night, Andy Warski, a retard druggie who celebrates aborting his own child, got KO’d (technically TKO’d) in 15 seconds, which I believe makes it the shortest boxing match ever to be performed in front of a stadium that size (there were 20,000 people there).

I sense good things are coming.

Probably, more bad things first.

But the order of the universe is realigning.

Thank Christ. I had had just about enough.

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