Category: Featured Stories
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Gaza: Famine Killing Dozens of Babies and Children, Irreparably Damaging Countless Others
No one knows what the numbers are, but there are tens or hundreds of thousands of bony children, barely alive.
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Polls Now Saying Biden Tied with Trump
Who cares?
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Memetic Monday: I’ll Write About the War Tomorrow. Jeez.
The last time Israel was attacked, I developed a brain tumor. This time, I fell down the stairs. I’ve missed both celebrations.
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Biden Not Talking About Iran Attack on Israel, Hoping People Forget About It
This is probably about to escalate quickly. But hey – maybe not?
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Iran’s Response to Israel Gives Hope to Many Gazans
Jews get a taste of their own medicine! BOMBS!
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Chinese Student Trolls Scholz, Asks If He’d be Forced to Smoke Weed in Germany
It definitely shows a cultural disconnect that “will I be forced to smoke weed?” was taken to be a serious inquiry.
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Macron’s “Female Wife” Suing Rando French Blogger for Calling Him Out as a Man
As the old saying goes: methinks this dude doth protest too much.
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Faggots Complain About Based Venezuelans Turning New York Streets Into Markets for Fairly Priced Hookers and Products
I was on Roosevelt Avenue last week and the only thing cheaper than the Timbs were the blowjobs.
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David Cameron Tells Jews to Use Their Head This Time and Not Escalate Tension with Iran
But why are these Jews even so mad if they intercepted 99% of the missiles/drones???
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Planet Fitness Allegedly Getting Bomb Threats After Viral Post Says Man Shaved in Women’s Bathroom
Conservatives should actually be encouraging “trannies” to invade women spaces.
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AW HELL NAH: Iran Attacks Israel with Hundreds of Drones! HAPPENING!
THE END IS NOW. THIS IS THE ULTIMATE DOOM.
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Hey, Hey, Cowboys. Site Seems Down? I Guess You Must be on Tor!
Everything is going great and then this.
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New Jersey: Married Female Teacher Caught Having “Steamy” and “Unprotected” Sex with Student
It could happen to anyone.
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Iran Captures Jew Cargo Ship! Threatens to Close the Strait of Hormuz!
The lies of the Jews are so absurd that they make you feel like you’re on acid.
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Hawaii: Shuttle Bus Driver Confuses Gas for Brake, Kills One and Injures 10
They need to standardize brakes.