Category: Featured Stories
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UC Berkeley Accused of Banning White People from Community Farm
Only people of color are supposed to work the fields.
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Israel: Tens of Thousands Join Families of Hostages Calling for Bibi’s Resignation
Netanyahu doesn’t care.
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Weirdos Disrupt Easter Mass at St. Patrick’s Cathedral with “Free Palestine” Chant
Why not go to a synagogue instead?
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Texas Woman Who was Charged with Murder for Killing Her Baby Now Suing Prosecutors for $1M
She’ll probably win.
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Happy Easter, Everyone
Christ is Risen!
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Russia Demands the Ukraine Extradite Terror Suspects, Including Head of Kiev Spy Organization
Russia is taking the gloves off.
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Amidst Mass Firings, Zelensky Fires First Aide, A Jewish Comedian Who’d Been by His Side Since the Beginning
Guess it’s time for a new batch of lunatics.
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Biden Proclaims Easter Sunday “Transgender Day of Visibility”
It’s a very democratic day.
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Australia: Dumb Slut Demands Monuments to Her Ancestors be Removed
It’s always a woman.
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Demented Pope Breaks His Strange Foot Tradition, Washes Only Women’s Feet
It looks like he’s accelerating his transformation of the Church.
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Iowa: Hundreds of Thousands of Fish Dead After Fertilizer Storage Valve Mistakenly Left Open
The competency crisis is real.
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UK: University Puts Trigger Warning for White Supremacy on Peter Pan, Alice in Wonderland
These people are children.
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Nigeria: Woman Facing Years in Prison for Saying Nagiko Brand Tomato Paste is Too Sugary
That bitch knows nothing about paste and she’s out there making statements.
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New York Announces Plan to Replace Taxi Drivers with Killer Robots
But are they bigtime killers or is this way exaggerated?
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Whore Teacher Finally Avoids Jail After Sex with Student
Is the tide turning?