Category: Featured Stories
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China Says Palestinians Have a Right to Armed Struggle, Asks ICJ to Talk About Israeli Occupation
China is speaking everyone’s minds.
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Meme Thursday: Extra Memes for U
These are pretty good. They’re not actually fresh, but you probably haven’t seen all of them yet.
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Medvedev Claims Both Odessa and Kiev are Russian Cities, War Won’t End Until They’re Captured
Kiev is obviously Russia.
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Oregon Regretting Decriminalizing Drugs, Considering Criminalizing Possession Again
It’s shocking and totally unexpected.
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Canada: School Gives Teen Boys Condoms, Wooden Dicks, Injun Gay Porn Book
It’s for their own good.
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Russia Winning Hard as the Ukraine Runs Out of Soldiers
The Ukraine is losing because they refuse to draft women.
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Watch: Boeing Wing Coming Apart While Plane Makes Emergency Landing
There’s a competency crisis in the West.
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Greek Fascists Whine After Netflix Docudrama Shows Alexander the Great to be a Faggot
At least he’s still white.
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UK Nuke Misfires During Test But Government Says It’s Still Safe and Effective
Replacing white men was a bad idea.
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Jewnited Snakes Vetoes Gaza Ceasefire for the Fourth Time
This is intolerable.
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Russian Church Condemns Pope’s Agenda to Shove Things Into Anuses of Men and Boys
Just don’t let anyone stick anything up your ass, brother.
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Kansas City “Mass Shooting” was Just Blacks Mad They Were Getting Looked at by Other Blacks
These people were calling for gun control and calling this a “mass shooting.”
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Oklahoma: “Non-Binary” Girl Beaten to Death in the School Bathroom
Yeah, I mean. You’ll have that.
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Watch: Female Brute Enters NYC Pet Store, Kicks Puppies, Slaps White Woman
She had a very good reason, presumably.
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Feminist Triumph: New Zealand’s Fertility Rate Drops to Record Low
Women’s rights lead to extinction.