Category: Featured Stories
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House Investigating Columbia University Because People Dislike Behavior of Jews
Disliking what the Jews do is simply not allowed.
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EU’s Borrell Says America Should Stop Arming Israel Instead of Begging Jews to Stop Killing Civilians
Borrell is rolling dirty.
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Bronx: Shooting at Subway Station Leaves One Dead, Five Injured
It’s racist to even think about this.
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Memetic Monday: Is This Really the Best You Can Do?
It’s the best I can do today, yes.
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Fox News Says AI Threatens Democracy
Democrats are the real free speech absolutists!
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Bibi Says Only One Palestinian Civilian is Killed for Every Hamas Fighter Killed
They were Hamas babies.
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Lloyd Austin Hospitalized Over “Emergent Bladder Issue”
Interesting timing.
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NYC: Female Teacher Caught Giving Cash to Student After Entering Private Bathroom Together
It looks like women only become teachers to have easy access to teenagers.
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Chinese Terror Balloons Terrorizing Taiwan
Taiwan should stop pretending to be a country.
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Florida: Private Christian School Expels Children of Woman Who Promoted OnlyFans Account on Her Car
Dumb slut.
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Spanish Startup Printing Fake Meat Feeling Delighted at Overwhelmingly Negative Response
You have to eat fake stuff because you changed the weather.
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Hillary Clinton Harassed as a “War Criminal” at Speaking Event
It’s not so fun to be an overlord when you can’t go around getting fawning praise, is it?
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Kanye’s Listening Party Shut Down by Broadcaster After He Declares Himself “Still an Antisemite”
The shit show continues!
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Evil NYC Cops Preventing Migrant Workers from Doing the Only Useful Job They Can Do
There is no victim.
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Trump Says the Ukraine Should Get Loans Rather Than Free Money
Why should the Ukraine get any money?