Category: Featured Stories
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My Reddit Agenda is Beyond the Comprehension of Normal Men
The time is now for a barrage of extreme Christian evangelism on reddit and elsewhere.
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Colorado: Trump Barred from Appearing on Primary Ballot
The United States is a Jewish slave colony.
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Yes, We are Aware They Filmed a Gay Porno in Congressional Office
Imagine how many don’t get caught because they don’t film it.
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Illegal Border Crossings Surging in Remote Areas as White House Considers Limiting Asylum
The border is a joke.
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UN Agencies Denounce Jews for Attacking Hospitals, Killing Kids Recovering from Amputations
The Jews are the only people on earth who do this.
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Lloyd Austin Asks Israel to Try to Kill Fewer Kids, More Hamas Leaders
Austin is too dumb to understand that Israel only kills Hamas babies.
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Japan: Major Oil Company Fires President for Hugging a Woman
Grorious Nippon is in troubre.
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Alec Baldwin Berated by Anti-Israel Protesters for Some Reason
What did he even do?
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We Wuz Kang: Black Former MCU Star Convicted of Assault of Ex-GF
Domestic violence is fake.
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British Petroleum, Major Shipping Companies Start Avoiding Red Sea Because of Houthi Missiles
Expect increased costs of everything.
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Trump’s Stated Plans for the White House are All Great, I’m Sure
I’m certain it all sounds very great.
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Ukrainians Demand Taxes from PornHub to Fund War
I’m against porn, but no internet company should agree to pay taxes to a country just because the site can be accessed in that country. Why would any country be exempt?
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Brandon Approval Drops to 34%, Alleged “All-Time Low”
It doesn’t really even matter, does it?
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Israel Assassinating Journalists, Al Jazeera Claims
Everyone knows the Jews target journalists. They’ve always done this.
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Memetic Monday: It’s Getting Holly Jolly Out This Piece
Stay jolly, friends.