Pope Francis Blasts “Inflexible Ideologies” That Stop Progress Amid Anal Blessings Controversy

Previously: Welp: Pope Francis Finally Formally Approves Blessings for Anal Couples

Honestly, I thought “Francis” would wait until he was dead to unleash the anus. His people are clearly in total control of the Vatican, and I thought he would leave his legacy as “paving the way,” and then the next Pope, who will be elected by his people, would open the rectal floodgates.

But I guess he wanted his legacy to be full-anal.

This has been obvious to me for a while. Really, as soon as Francis took over, he started pushing this stuff everywhere, all the time: gays, women, immigrants, and so on. But the transition came only this year, when he started actually making rule changes.

This is going to cause a schism. Everyone now sees that SSPX was right.


Pope Francis on Thursday warned against inflexible ideological positions that can hinder the Church from seeing reality and moving forward, speaking days after a declaration allowing blessings of same-sex couples that conservatives have condemned.

Francis, who turned 87 on Sunday, made his comments in his traditional Christmas greetings to members of the Curia, the Vatican’s central administration.

In the early years of his papacy, Francis made the Christmas greetings an occasion for blistering critiques of the bureaucracy, highlighting what at the time he called its “illnesses” and “diseases”.

On Thursday he mentioned the continuing debate between progressives and conservatives 60 years after the Second Vatican Council, which ushered the Church into the modern world.

Let us remain vigilant against rigid ideological positions that often, under the guise of good intentions, separate us from reality and prevent us from moving forward,” he said.

“We are called, instead, to set out and journey, like the Magi, following the light that always desires to lead us on, at times along unexplored paths and new roads,” he said.

The Pope Internet Defense Force is claiming, ridiculously, that “nothing has changed.” They can claim that because of the ridiculous nature of the document published by the Vatican, which is meant to be impenetrable, and says “we’re not actually blessing the anal actions – but if the faggots have brunch after a fisting session, we’re blessing the brunch.”

This is just total talmudism. They are now blessing unrepentant sinners. Saying “oh but we’re not blessing the sin itself directly” is confusing and has never happened before, because obviously, everyone is a sinner, but to get a blessing or engage in a sacrament (all sacraments are now just generic “blessings,” apparently), you have to repent of sin. If the homosexual has not moved to dissolve the “marriage,” he has not repented, therefore the priests are now blessing the unrepentant.

The tranny baptism document was the perfect intro to this new policy of blessing people without repentance. And that is a change. The document that says “oh but we’re not doing the thing actually tho, hehehe” is like a child holding his finger in front of another child’s face and yelling “I’m not touching you, I’m not touching you!” or a child holding another child’s hand and hitting the other child with his own hand and saying “stop hitting yourself!”

It’s just a stupid game.

Everyone understands what is going on here.

And it’s not good.

It’s schism time.

Elvis Dunderhoff contributed to this article.