Speaker Limp Johnson Says Sending More and More Weapons to Ukraine “Pure Poetry”

I believe they are both gay. 

Limp Johnson was made Speaker because he was supposed to stop the weapons to the Ukraine.

Now he’s saying sending weapons to the Ukraine is “pure poetry.”

This is democracy for you: they just force things on you against your will. If you get mad about it, they replace the guy doing it with a guy who will do the exact same thing.

Johnson’s new plan to arm the Ukraine is based on statements Donald Trump has made. Because Trump is no longer the anti-war candidate.

Johnson promised to block this, and then Trump gave him a greenlight, saying “just change the word ‘aid’ to ‘loan.'”


The US House of Representatives is likely to vote on the $61 billion Ukraine aid bill, with some “innovations” added, after it returns from recess on April 9, Speaker Mike Johnson has said.

The Louisiana Republican has been under tremendous pressure to call a vote since mid-February, when the White House’s request was approved by the Senate. Speaking with Fox News on Sunday evening, Johnson signaled that he might finally do so next week.

“When we return after this work period, we’ll be moving a product, but it’s going to, I think, have some important innovations,” he said.

Among the ideas under consideration are converting a portion of the grants into a loan, which was endorsed by the prospective presidential nominee Donald Trump, and using the Russian property seized under the Rebuilding Economic Prosperity and Opportunity (REPO) for Ukrainians Act.

If we can use the seized assets of Russian oligarchs to allow the Ukrainians to fight them, that’s just pure poetry,” Johnson told Fox. “Even Trump has talked about the loan concept, where we’re not just giving foreign aid, we’re setting it up in a relationship where they can provide it back to us when the time is right.

“When the time is right” means “after they take back Crimea.”

They are not going to pay back loans, and even if they were, how does this benefit America?

The “loans” they are talking about are no interest, which is still just charity, even if you think they’re going to be paid back.

No one thinks they are going to be paid back.

It’s all so exhausting.

But hey – whatever.

It’s probably better than the Anal Empire keeps dumping money in this stupid fake war.