Stolen Valor: Brandon Falsely Claims His Son was Killed in Iraq

At an event this week, Joe Brandon falsely claimed that his son “lost his life in Iraq.”

This is totally false.

His son died of cancer, which is believed to have been the result of a curse brought down on the Brandon household by evil spirits.

Have you ever watched the Netflix show “The Haunting of Hill House”? If not, it’s pretty good Halloween spook-fare. (I don’t really watch horror stuff, but this is not jump scares and gore like most modern horror. It’s a slow burn, and shows actual horror that goes beyond being tortured or murdered. The writer/director, Mike Flanagan, is a genius, but his “Midnight Mass” is much better than the Haunting shows.)

In the show, a family moves into a haunted house, and they’re all cursed for the rest of their lives. Some of them die, and one of the boys is addicted to drugs.

It’s basically exactly what happened to Joe Brandon, so someone should find out if he lived in a haunted house. His wife died in a car crash. This guy is surrounded by death and suffering, and all he ever does is evil (except that time he locked all the blacks in prison – that was good).

His son Beau died of cancer that Joe has blamed on Iraq burn pits. That is the connection. But he died in 2015, years after coming back from Iraq. Also, he was like 40 when he was in Iraq, so it’s unlikely as a middle-aged Senator’s son that he was spending a lot of time around burn pits.

Either way: saying he died in Iraq is totally senile, beyond the pale. This just keeps getting dumber. Joe just turned 80 and he says he’s looking forward to running again – turning 86 in the office.

Whatever. I don’t care. Americans really deserve all of this. I just hope they all die from vaccines.

By the way, since this is a total filler article, let me just say that Mike Flanagan has a new show out right now called The Midnight Club.

Frankly, it looks way too black.

I’m just getting really sick of everything being all black people. I guess with a spooky Netflix show, it’s maybe more justifiable, because black people might actually watch it. It’s better than putting blacks in like, point and click adventure games or superhero comics. But still, I am just tired of looking at black people.

In other news, that bitch Sandy is facing the heat.