That Titanic Pod was a Doomed Pup

Previously: Retards Who Went Into Pod to View Titanic for Tourist Purposes Disappear

I wrote my first article about the Doomed Pod, asserting that it was a Doomed Pup, hours before any information about it came out.

You don’t lose any underwater persons for 12 hours and then find them alive. That just doesn’t ever happen.

Now we’re seeing that it was doomed from the start.

Someone posted this clip, showing just how absurd the machine was. They were just using random parts from Home Depot, and it was controlled by a shitty Logitech gaming controller that I wouldn’t be caught dead playing Dark Souls with.

What’s more, a journalist who did a show about the pod adventure tour said that when he was filming the show, they lost the pod for 5 hours. He was on the boat overhead, and they turned off his internet so he wouldn’t tweet about it.

The boat is operated by Indians from the local reservation in Canada. It looks like the Indians were also responsible for repairing the pod itself. Rofl.

They actually named the pod “Titan.”

Why would anyone pay $250,000 to experience this authentic death experience?

I understand that when you get to a certain amount of wealth, you don’t know what to do with it, but I mean… buy a super-yacht and do diving. You don’t need to go down over 2 miles to a death site.

That is just silly.

I just can’t appreciate this kind of stupidity.

This submarine expert guy on YouTube says they’re all dead.

There used to be a saying: “play stupid games, win stupid prizes.”

Apparently, that saying is no longer common. If it were, these guys would have thought of it before getting in that pod and then been like, “yeah, nah, I’m good on that.”