The Jewish Space Laser is an Anti-Semitic Myth, But They Do Have Flying Lasers

The Jewish space laser is an anti-Semitic trope which borders on a full-on canard.

For the first time ever: the Israel MOD and @ElbitSystemsLtd and the IAF have successfully completed a series of interception tests employing an airborne, High-Power Laser system. Israel is among the first countries in the world to demonstrate such capabilities. 1/3 pic.twitter.com/F0Egg6HUI6

— Ministry of Defense (@Israel_MOD) June 21, 2021

Jews: If they're gonna accuse us of having Jewish space lasers, we should get us some Jewish space lasers.

Israel: https://t.co/uVUf9lPZqi

— JewOC (@RUOC90177786) June 21, 2021

Oh.

I guess not anymore.

But Jews only made a space laser because anti-Semites accused them of making a space laser.

They didn’t have any choice.

The Jews won’t use these flying plane lasers to burn down the forests of the goyim – unless the goyim deserve it.

If they find that the goyim are accusing them of having space lasers, that might be enough of a reason for them to respond by burning your forests.