Tiny Goblin Fauci Invites Large African Tribesperson to Help Him Trick Children into Taking Deadly Vax

The Lord of Reality Anthony Fauci recorded a video last week with some sort of African tribesperson encouraging children to take his deadly vaccine.

It is not clear who the African is or what country he is from, but the fact that he is wearing a mask implies that he is likely a Somalian pirate wanted by Chinese authorities for crimes of piracy on international waters.

Somalian pirates have a practice of covering their faces similarly to the tribesman in the Fauci video.

It is unclear why Fauci would believe that a Somalian pirate would be a convincing voice as he moves to inject every small child with his dangerous gene therapy, which is sure to cause life-long health problems. If it does not kill the children outright, it will drastically shorten their lives, and greatly reduce the quality of those short lives.

Fauci is doing this because he is literally paid by Bill Gates, a man attempting to create a utopian future by eliminating some 90% of the global population.

Perhaps Fauci’s thinking was “even Somalian pirates are smart enough to understand me.” This “even the stupidest agree” argument has been a popular one among the left, despite the obvious problems with it.

I hate to say it, but if people are stupid enough to believe goblins and pirates about injecting their children with a gene therapy for a disease that there is zero evidence even exists, then they deserve to go through the suffering of watching their children die or manage chronic disease until they die.

It is not clear if the Justice Department or the Department of Defense are investigating Fauci and his relationship with this Somalian pirate, but I have taken it on myself to contact the Chinese authorities, which have assured me that they are already planning on arresting Fauci at the soonest possible opportunity for all of those lies he told about the alleged coronavirus coming from bat soup.

“Bat soup is a fine delicacy, and has not been associated with any ill health effects,” the Chinese spokesperson told me, before suggesting that Fauci and his pirates are working with the Japanese, who they described as “dirty” and “no good, no good.”

The email continued: “dirty Japanese no good, make a big trouble, long time no good, no good.” The email featured an attachment of a Japanese “loli” cartoon, apparently intended to stress the point about the low moral character of the Japanese people.