I’m well aware that the site has not been good for a few days.
You people know I do this every day, right?
I sort of burned myself out on some of those Illness Revelations.
And… the True Illness Revelations have yet to even begin.
But yeah, give me a break.
My donations drive was a real bust.
Now I’m getting busted on vodka to make up for the total lack of love from people who I thought were my true parasocial friends.
You know what they say about a donation drive, right?
It tells you who your true parasocial friends really are.
No, I know.
I love you all, regardless if you won’t even send me money, even though you spend like 30 minutes a day, which is like, 182 hours a year reading the site. I still love you all very much as true parasocial friends.
But if you want to consummate our friendship, please send me an email titled “ADDRESS” to this address:
And I will reply with a unique BTC address that you can send true parasocial friendship bits to.
Also: THANK YOU to all my true parasocial friends who did send true bits.
Also: if you are rich, please send A LOT.
I’m really trying to get this whole e-begging thing out of the way, so I don’t have to do it for a while.
Anyway, if you don’t send anything, then it’s whatever. I’ll still get back on track, with better content, in the near future.
To be fair, even when the site is not good, it still has all the news that’s fit to print, plus some funny jokes.
It’s pretty good at its worst, I think…
Like a nigger princess with a weave made of trash who still manages to look… magical.