Tragedy Strikes! Gin Attacks Computer! Late for Work!

I should have known this guy was a vicious psychopath.

So, I was late for work.

It happens once or twice a month, I guess, for reasons of varying quality. But this time, there was a really good reason: my work laptop was attacked by a glass of gin. The scary part is: the attack was completely unprovoked.

See, this is why I stick to vodka.

I think “maybe I’ll try a bottle of Beefeater just to spice things up a bit,” and that Beefy psychopath attacks my work computer.

Anyway, I did the appropriate things, except for the part where you’re supposed to leave your computer off for 3 days. I did not do that part. But I gave it some rice and some breathing room.

Point being: that is not only why I’m late, but also could be a reason why work doesn’t even get done today, because the computer could just stop working at any moment. There is still gin moving around under the screen. Now that I think about it, this was more of a rape than simply a standard assault.

“Nice laptop you got there. I’d be a shame if someone forcibly inserted their juices into it and left those juices to ooze within.”

Who knows. The speakers do not work. And I’ve got this screen thing. I’m going to have to get a new computer like, later today.

I was planning to do some kind of donation drive for the anniversary of the site, which is in two days.

Eleven years.

Most of you weren’t even born when I started this site.

Anyway, yeah, that’s the situation.

I’m gonna do that secret Bitcoin address thing again. I won’t shut down the site. I think I’m going to do that once a year, unless enough people donate, but I am not doing it again within the same year.

So, you know – get some Bitcoin ready, bro.

Or just do the Monero thing (it’s not actually that complicated).

We have no ads, we sell nothing, there is no income.

And I need a computer to bring you these important facts and commentaries.

I also have to pay like, a whole lot of money every month to keep the site up. Like, a lot, lot. I’m actually running at a loss. In that sense, the shutdown sort of worked, because people won’t use crypto. But verily, I’m smart enough to work another job that actually makes money while also somehow running this website.

It’s incredible.

All glory to God, of course.