Trump Indicted!

Donald Trump has been indicted in the state of New York.

Trump is currently in Florida. Governor “Meatball” Ron DeSantis has said he won’t be arrested in that state, but Trump is expected to return to New York and turn himself in next week.

According to them, he should have reported the money he used to pay off Stormy Daniels – a hooker who says he slept with her – as a “campaign expenditure.”

This is actually nonsensical. What if he’d used campaign money to pay her off? He would have been indicted for using campaign funds for personal purposes.

This is the beginning of a new era of “law” in America. You’re going to start seeing people prosecuted for all kinds of political purposes.

I would have expected this to get started when they indicted Ricky Vaughn for a meme, but it took a bit. This Trump indictment sets a new standard for the way the law can be used.

That having been said, this is pretty irresponsible on the part of the Democrats. This makes the government look totally out of control.

I assume what they want to do is rile people up, and create some kind of “January 6 Part Two,” where someone does something and they get to whine about it for two years. I definitely expect something to happen. If there isn’t a mass protest that they are able to frame as another terrorist insurrection, then they will send out one of their patsies to do some act, which allows them to further crack down on white people and Christians.

They also want to prevent Trump from running in 2024, so they can ensure that Ron “Meatball Ron” DeSantis is the nominee, because they know he won’t complain about election fraud when he “loses.” (Or who knows? Maybe the Jews will install DeSantis to send white American boys to go fight their wars. Either way, they don’t want Trump involved.)

If they announce that Trump can’t run because of this, then you have a whole other level of problems, where white people probably actually will become the terrorists they’ve been saying they are. I don’t endorse that, of course, but I mean, this is just open tyranny, and you have people who are still stupid enough to believe that America is a free country.

Looking as senile as we’ve ever seen him, Joe Brandon moped around his lawn this morning telling people he has no comment on Trump.

How can he have no comment? He’s been saying Trump and his supporters are an existential threat to democracy for years now. Surely, he needs to say that getting Trump off the streets – even for a fake crime – is a victory for democracy, right?