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On Tuesday, Donald Trump announced a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT for today, with a promo showing the former president as a superhero.
Trump says in the ad: “America needs a superhero!”
SUPER HERO！ pic.twitter.com/bIxDxYKhw0
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Many were speculating that he might be announcing who his running mate is, or maybe even doing a surprise announcement of a run for Speaker of the House (the Speaker doesn’t have to be a member of Congress, so he could attempt to bully the Congress into making him Speaker).
In fact, it was something much better.
The ad was literal – he’s releasing digital superhero trading cards featuring himself as a superhero.
You might be thinking: “Are you serious? That has to be a fake post.”
No, my friends – as shocking as it may be to you, the thing we’ve all been waiting for has finally arrived: digital Trump trading cards.
It’s time to really start collecting hard.
And here’s the best part: unlike old fashioned paper trading cards, where they can easily get smashed or destroyed, these are 100% digital. If your house burns down, your cards are safe in the cloud.
You’re probably saying “if they’re digital, he’s gotta be charging extra, right? It costs big money to go digital.”
Nope.
They’re only 99 cents each.
Everyone was saying “Trump is down in the poll! He’s getting bulldozed!”
Well, now they’re going to have to get ready for the trading card bump.
This is going to get him at least a 12-point boost.
I’m almost getting tired of winning.
