Ugandan President Vows to Save Planet from Homosexuality!


Previously: French Demand Africans Eat Semen Mixed with Poop, Stick Their Fists Into Men’s Anuses, Lick Ass

I’d be all in favor of making this guy dictator of earth at this point.

He should at least be made into warlord of America. If America stops doing anal, then the rest of the world will as well.

RT:

The African continent should lead the way in “sav[ing] the world” from homosexuality, Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni has declared, as he prepares to sign into law an anti-LGBTQ bill passed by the country’s parliament last month.

The bill, which Amnesty International has slammed as “appalling” and “vaguely worded,” imposes the death penalty for “aggravated homosexuality” and life imprisonment for the “recruitment, promotion, and funding” of same-sex “activities” in Uganda.

It’s common sense and it’s in the Bible.

The UN high commissioner for human rights has urged the president of the East African country not to sign it into law.

But Museveni insisted on Sunday at the first ever Inter-Parliamentary Conference on Family Values and Sovereignty in the Ugandan city of Entebbe that homosexuality is a major threat to humanity.

Family values!

Sovereignty!

These are the highest values of politics, and they are the two things the United States hates the most!

Africa should provide the lead to save the world from this degeneration and decadence, which is really very dangerous for humanity,” he said.

If people of opposite sex stop appreciating one another then how will the human race be propagated?” he inquired while interacting with lawmakers from 22 African countries and the UK who had gathered for the two-day conference.

Well, that’s the truth.

These people don’t just love anal because they enjoy the dark pleasures it provides, but also because they want to wipe out humanity completely.

Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni

We must stand with Africa, which is leading the way into the future.

Africa is the civilized continent now – the one that doesn’t do anal.

They invented us in a laboratory on Patmos, and now they’re finally coming back to save us.

Meanwhile, in the West