UK: Negro Who Stabbed Up the Whites Will Spend Rest of His Life Building Legos

Imagine you commit grisly murders and get caught and the judge is like: “I sentence you to life… building Legos!”

I’d do a press conference after the sentencing and it would be like an Oscar-acceptance speech: “I want to thank the judge, I want to thank my family and the people I killed. Thank you all. This is the happiest day of my life. This is what I’ve been working for.”


Nottingham triple-killer Valdo Calocane will be able to build Lego and play the guitar inside the NHS hospital he is detained indefinitely inside.

The knifeman will also be able to paint inside his cushy room inside the secure hospital – with his quarters containing a personal shower.

Sentencing Judge told Calocane, 32, that he will ‘very probably’ spend the rest of his life inside the NHS psychiatric Ashworth Hospital after he pleaded guilty to the manslaughter of Barnaby Webber and Grace O’Malley-Kumar, both 19, as well as caretaker Ian Coates, 65.

The knifeman told doctors he was hearing voices before a diagnosis of a paranoid schizophrenic was made – allowing Calocane to plead guilty to manslaughter rather than murder on the basis of diminished responsibility.

Among the amenities on offer for the triple-killer is the freedom to watch DVDs, listen to vinyl records, and play musical instruments such as the guitar and saxophone inside his room at the NHS hospital in Maghull, near Liverpool.

According to the hospital’s patients possessions catalogue, BBC iPlayer will be able to be accessed on a 24inch television and also play a games on a computer console.

Valdo Calocane, Lego Man

Calocane will be able to decorate his room with ornaments, flags, pictures, and rugs, and can even gamble on the football pools.

If he was not found to have the mental illness, Calocane would have only been allowed an alarm clock, radio, books, and photos inside a Category A prison.

If Calocane responds to treatment, he will be able to roam the grounds of the hospital 24 hours a day, a former Ashworth worker told The Sun on Sunday.

The former worker added: “If Calocane’s stable enough and they get his medication right, he can go to social events where they’ll have a film or a show on.

“He can go and do education, he can go to the gym, arts and crafts. There’s a metal workshop, cookery classes, even a swimming pool.’What I found when I was there is that it’s seen as a holiday camp.”

Calocane hacked university student Barnaby Webber to death and killed Grace O’Malley-Kumar as she tried to defend her friend.

He also stabbed Ian Coates, 65, to death early on June 13 before driving his victim’s van into three people in an attempt to kill them.

Barnaby Webber, Grace O’Malley-Kumar, and Ian Coates

He was sentenced at Nottingham Crown Court on Thursday.

The judge, Mr Justice Turner, told him: “Your sickening crimes both shocked the nation and wrecked the lives of your surviving victims and the families of them all.”

He told Calocane: “But for the voices inside your head … you had no reason to harm any of them. You still labour under the strong impression that the voices are real.

“You were and remain dangerous.”

He added that putting him in jail would risk him rejecting medication.

But relatives of Barnaby and Mr Coates criticised the sentence.

Barnaby, 19, was attacked by Calocane just down the road from his student residence.

During Calocane’s sentencing hearing, Barnaby’s father David told him: “Your despicable, murderous actions are not reparable in this or any other lifetime.

“Your evil, vicious, selfish, unforgivable actions have caused damage that will never be repaired.”


Cool it on the racism, buddy.

He’s just trying to make a better life for his family and anyway, what about the Holocaust?

The family of the “victim” didn’t even mention the Holocaust at all in their statements.

Does that just not matter anymore? Even after October 7 showed you that the “Holocaust Mindset” is still alive and well on the earth?

I wonder what kind of Lego sets this nigga finna to build first?

Man, if I was sentenced to life playing Legos, I know where I’d start: Death Star, baby.

But that said, the Death Star would just be a warm-up for the real project, which would be using Star Wars and Ninjago Legos to build a massive recreation of the Kowloon Walled City, but also make it cyberpunk with busted up robots and crap.

(This is just to give an idea.)

Man, all this talk of Legos makes me want to go out and murder white people.