Keev Tranny Spokescreature Dramatically Ends Dramatic Boycott of CNN

Stop bringing up “the Kosovo precedent.” That was a war between two non-anal groups – Orthodox Christians and Albanian Islamic terrorists. This is a war about anal, and how people of anus deserve to have all the same territory they had in 1991. Also, children should be injected with hormones and daycare centers need nude sex rooms.

I feel like every day, I need to remind people that the Ukraine has an American tranny spokesman.

People think I’m joking when I say “this war is about gay anal rimjobs, fisting, and even double-fisting.”

What else could it be about?

And don’t say “Jewish global domination” – that’s an anti-Semitic canard, fueled by age-old tropes.

The war is about the right of a man to bend another man over and stick his fist up his rectum – all the way to the elbow – and then go around naked in public talking about how much he loves doing that.

RT:

The transgender American war correspondent who was selected last month to run the Ukrainian military’s English-language propaganda operation has called off a boycott of CNN after apparently persuading the media outlet to cease referring to foreign fighters in the country as “mercenaries.”

Sarah Ashton-Cirillo ended the boycott campaign on Thursday afternoon, hours after it began, citing CNN’s “rapid response” to her public complaint earlier in the day. The network revised an article published last week that had included a reference to “Western mercenaries,” changing their description to “Western foreign fighters.”

Literal misgendering.

I can’t believe this is real.

Ashton-Cirillo had posted a video message on X, the social media platform formerly known as Twitter, denouncing CNN and its diplomatic editor, Nic Robertson. “Nic Robertson, you referred to us as foreign mercenaries. There’s nothing further from the truth, nor further from the legal definition.”

The former freelance journalist, who joined Ukraine’s military last year, also chided Robertson for failing to respond to emails complaining about his choice of words. “Based on your terminology of us as Western mercenaries, which has clearly put our lives in danger, along with the fact that your colleagues decided to show … rotting bodies of Ukrainian soldiers in the sun for the world to see, I have to recommend that nobody in the Armed Forces of Ukraine works with CNN in any capacity until we’ve received an apology directly from you Nic, as well as the CNN production team on the ground here,” Ashton-Cirillo said.

It’s truly incredible that Zelensky has the nerve to hire a literal tranny from America as his spokesperson.

Like, I can pretty much believe anything at this point. But when I first read that headline, coffee erupted from my face in a manner that can only be described as “volcanic.”

Do the Ukrainian people know that their international representative is a tranny? Is this being reported in the Ukraine itself, or is it only for external consumption? I honestly do not know. There is so much censorship in the Ukraine, with the government controlling all news, it is quite possible that these people are not aware that their war is being sold as a war for gay anal.

Russia should get some extremely heterosexual American dude who looks like Gigachad to be their English spokesman.

Just have him only ever smile and then sometimes wince, and answer every question with a long chuckle and then a short, definitive statement, such as “no, my friend – I don’t think so” or “well, my friend, they’re welcome to try” or “yikes.”

And then of course, when he is asked for sources for his claims, he answers: “[long chuckle] I made it up.”

The Ukraine is marketing itself exclusively to reddit, so there’s no real reason Russia shouldn’t be marketing itself exclusively to /pol/.