Unhinged Superhero Vologondognomorrogon Zelllinnnsieilklillyy Lashes Out After NATO Denial


Zelensky is the hero of the world. He’s like the Avengers.

He is the leader of the only democracy in Russia.

Why would NATO leaders not follow his every command?

Are they villains, like Thanos?

Reuters:

NATO leaders agreed on Tuesday that Ukraine’s future lies within the alliance but they stopped short of handing Kyiv the invitation or timetable for accession it sought, a stance that Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskiy had earlier criticised as “absurd”.

The leaders met at a summit in the Lithuanian capital Vilnius as a Ukrainian counteroffensive against the Russian invasion forces occupying parts of the country was proceeding more slowly than Kyiv had hoped.

I still can’t believe the media narrative on this. The “counteroffensive” was an utter failure. There were advances. Right now, Russia is making advances. It’s on the official NATO maps.

This is like if a boxer is KO’d and the announcer says “victory is proceeding slower than he’d hoped.”

The counteroffensive is already over. They’ve stopped sending tanks and heavy equipment across fields to be destroyed. They are now saying they are going to do another counteroffensive later.

In its declaration, NATO also dropped the requirement for Ukraine to fulfil what is called a Membership Action Plan (MAP), effectively removing a hurdle on Kyiv’s way into the alliance.

“Ukraine’s future is in NATO,” the declaration said. “We will be in a position to extend an invitation to Ukraine to join the alliance when allies agree and conditions are met.”

They did not specify the conditions Ukraine needs to meet, but they said the alliance would help Kyiv to make progress on military interoperability as well as on additional democratic and security sector reforms.

The obvious condition is that the Ukraine can’t be at war. That’s what everyone has said.

If a country at war joins NATO, that means NATO is then obligated to join the ongoing war. This demand by the Ukraine was a demand that NATO start World War III.

Zelenskiy had earlier assailed NATO leaders for not offering a timeframe for membership.

It’s unprecedented and absurd when a timeframe is not set, neither for the invitation nor for Ukraine’s membership,” Zelenskiy said before arriving as a special guest.

Zelenskiy’s salvo at the start of a summit came after NATO chief Jens Stoltenberg said the bloc would send Kyiv a “positive message” on its path to membership.

Thoughts and prayers, Jew.

It highlighted the divisions among NATO’s 31 members over giving a date or a straightforward invitation for Ukraine to join. Kyiv has been pushing for a swift entry, bound together with security guarantees, since even before Russia unleashed its invasion in February 2022.

(By the way – this was what triggered the Russian invasion. The media won’t mention that either. They are still claiming Russia invaded out of pure nastiness.)

The declaration said: “We reaffirm our unwavering solidarity with the government and people of Ukraine in the heroic defence of their nation, their land, and our shared values.”

In strong language towards Moscow, it said: “The Russian Federation is the most significant and direct threat to Allies’ security and to peace and stability in the Euro-Atlantic area.”

Meanwhile, Poland doesn’t want the Ukraine in NATO because they are planning to invade Galicia.


This is all very dumb.

NATO doesn’t even have any more ammo to send to the Ukraine.

Related: Biden Announces America Running Low on Munitions

The war is already over.

Just give up, faggots.