US Army Declares War on the Weather

The most important goal of our military should be trying to transform the globe into a solid sheet of ice.

Forget this Russia and China thing – that’s patty cakes compared to what is going to happen when this bitch heats out and everyone’s ass is all sweaty.

Yahoo! News:

The U.S. Army unveiled a new strategy Tuesday for dealing with global disruptions caused by climate change, which it says “endangers national and economic security.”

“The time to address climate change is now. The effects of climate change have taken a toll on supply chains, damaged our infrastructure, and increased risks to Army Soldiers and families due to natural disasters and extreme weather,” Secretary of the Army Christine E. Wormuth wrote in the introduction to the report.

“The Army must adapt across our entire enterprise and purposefully pursue greenhouse gas mitigation strategies to reduce climate risks. If we do not take action now, across our installations, acquisition and logistics, and training, our options to mitigate these risks will become more constrained with each passing year.”

Specifically, the report makes the case that the likelihood of armed conflict will grow around the world as temperatures continue to rise and the competition for resources increases.

“The risk will rise even more where climate effects compound social instability, reduce access to basic necessities, undermine fragile governments and economies, damage vital infrastructure and lower agricultural production,” the report states.

Where is the graph that shows the temperature has risen by any significant measure at all?

I’ve seen the fake graphs predicting it.

Also, why would that be bad? Is it really that people will just get too sweaty? Is that the threat?

No one can claim that an increase in carbon dioxide is bad for crop growths – that’s something you learn in first grade.

I guess it’s probably hate speech to post that now (not even joking – I think “carbon dioxide is what plants breathe” might be classified as disinformation).

Sorry, I just… don’t really have any more jokes about this.

I think this is dumber than when Mark Milley said he was planning to destroy the white race.

At least the white race exists.

Global warming is the dumbest hoax ever, second only to the coronavirus hoax.