Watch: Fat, Gay Weirdo from the UN Announces “Global Boiling” Era has Arrived

Elvis Dunderhoff July 27, 2023

I walked outside this morning to grab a piece of birthday cheese I left on the deck last night when I was drunk, and the cheese had burned into black dust.

I then noticed that my flesh was bubbling and slipping off of my bones.

The world is boiling, and it is time to put people in prison for saying that is not happening. It’s the only way we are going to stop the boiling – making it illegal for people to say it is not boiling.

The Guardian:

The era of global warming has ended and “the era of global boiling has arrived”, the UN secretary general, António Guterres, has said after scientists confirmed July was on track to be the world’s hottest month on record.

“Climate change is here. It is terrifying. And it is just the beginning,” Guterres said. “It is still possible to limit global temperature rise to 1.5C [above pre-industrial levels], and avoid the very worst of climate change. But only with dramatic, immediate climate action.”

Guterres’s comments came after scientists confirmed on Thursday that the past three weeks have been the hottest since records began and July is on track to be the hottest month ever recorded.

Global temperatures this month have shattered records, according to the World Meteorological Organization (WMO) and the EU’s Copernicus Earth observation programme, stoked by the burning of fossil fuels and spurring violent weather.

The steady rise in global average temperatures, driven by pollution that traps sunlight and acts like a greenhouse around the Earth, has made weather extremes worse.

“Humanity is in the hot seat,” Guterres told a press conference on Thursday. “For vast parts of North America, Asia, Africa and Europe, it is a cruel summer. For the entire planet, it is a disaster. And for scientists, it is unequivocal – humans are to blame.

“All this is entirely consistent with predictions and repeated warnings. The only surprise is the speed of the change. Climate change is here, it is terrifying, and it is just the beginning. The era of global warming has ended; the era of global boiling has arrived.”

Guterres urged politicians to take swift action. “The air is unbreathable, the heat is unbearable, and the level of fossil fuel profits and climate inaction is unacceptable. Leaders must lead. No more hesitancy, no more excuses, no more waiting for others to move first. There is simply no more time for that.

“It is still possible to limit global temperature rise to 1.5C and avoid the very worst of climate change but only with dramatic, immediate climate action. We have seen some progress – a robust rollout of renewables and some positive steps from sectors such as shipping – but none of this is going far enough or fast enough. Accelerating temperatures demand accelerated action.”

Okay, fat homo.

I think you think it’s hot because you’re fat like a beast.

Jabba the Hutt ass bitch.

At least Jabba was into WOMEN, gaywad.

If children were trapped on an island with you, they would start worshiping you as an evil demon god. And we all know what you’d be doing with those children.

Global warming is FAKE.

The hysteria is getting more and more hysterical. I don’t even know how they’re doing it.

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