Whatever Happened to Bernie?

-NOT EVEN FILLER – LITERAL SPAM – I HAVE TO GO-

What ever happened to Bernie Sanders?

I just saw a headline about him for the first time in months.

Didn’t really read the story. Don’t care and already know what it says.

Here’s the thing: Can you imagine that Democrats chose Joe Biden over Bernie Sanders? I know there was fraud and so on. But we were able to choose Trump over Jeb, and we’re going to choose Trump over that weasel DeSantis.

No one is going to do anything. Everyone knows that. But it’s like, really – you have Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden, and you choose Joe Biden?

Do you think Bernie would have started a war with Russia? Or tried to take your guns? Or opened up the Southern border?

I think he would have probably collapsed the economy. And maybe he would have just done everything Joe did, because he’s a pushover, but just on a basic level of aesthetics.

What was happening there?

The other thing I wanted to mention is that Dana White is in a feud with Jake Paul.

I think Dana White should get roided up and fight Jake Paul.

I like that Jake Paul represent global white supremacy and the Aryan race, but I still think he is faggy. He’s also roided out. I guess everyone is. They don’t even really take roids so much now, it’s all HGH cocktails.

They say drug tests are IQ tests. But it’s also the leagues cooperating. Roids are a lot more useful in boxing than they are in UFC. I don’t even know why Dana White is attacking Jake Paul. I didn’t care enough to click that article. I wish they could just have a gunfight. Like I mean a duel.

Did you guys watch that show Taboo that Tom Hardy wrote with his dad? Terribly written – like the entire plot was a hole – but it was ultra kino. Tom only does Kino. The duel scene is epic.

The writing is actually somehow worse than Dark Knight. The man thrives on poor writing. I don’t know if it is ironic or if he doesn’t know how bad it is. But I love the guy. If he called me, I would send him to meet Ben and convince him not to marry the 60-year-old Latinx JLO who has been ran through by literally six million niggers. This bitch shows up at the NFL game and is like “I’ll take the whole team” and the field manager is like “which one” and she’s like “both.”

She is 60 years old.

Ben, what are you doing?

Embrace Jesus to fill your heart, Ben. You don’t need another mommy.

We’re a generation of men raised by women. You know the thing.

Also, I didn’t even watch those last two seasons of Peaky Blinders. They decided that show was too white and masculine (and anti-Semitic), so they started introducing blacks and… wait for it… evil Nazis. The Irish mob fights Nazis for democracy.

Jesus Lord, save us.