What the Hell is Wrong with YouTube?

YouTube needs to stop worrying about Russell Brand putting his penis in a 16-year-old girl’s mouth and start worrying about their algorithm.

I was watching a video on YouTube about how YouTube is very concerned about Russell Brand putting his penis in a 16-year-old girl’s mouth, and after the video finished, this started up:

That’s right: the YouTube algorithm said: “Oh, you’re interested in YouTube’s concern about Russell Brand putting his penis in a 16-year-old girl’s mouth? I’ll bet you’d really enjoy a 2018 interview with Jamie Dimon conducted by famed economic wizard Jim Cramer!”

Your shit is broke, broke ass.

It’s time to wise up and get your priorities straight.

You totally broke your algorithm with censorship and now the site is totally worthless unless you know the exact video you want to watch. The music algorithm is also on a three song loop now.

Believe it or not, YouTube, I am not concerned about Russell Brand putting his penis in a 16-year-old girl’s mouth, but your concern about it concerns me.

You need to deal with your own problems, YouTube, and stop going around telling people whose mouths they should put their penises in.

Protip, you old hags: no one wants to put their penis in a 25-year-old used-up skank’s mouth.

Just a tip.

Give up on that. It’s not happening.

Instead, you need to wrap your donkey lips around the penis of successful products.

Stop thinking about penises and mouths and think about delivering a quality product to the consumer.