White Man Acquitted of Saying Mean Words in Front of Chimp-Mayor of Chesterfield

Sven Longshanks
Daily Stormer
November 26, 2014

Yuck.
Yuck.

Amazingly Derby Crown Court have actually come to a sensible decision in a ‘racism’ case, much to the annoyance of a chimpanzee mayor and his White whore wife.

The gold-chain wearing primate had alleged that James Wright had called him an ‘Uncle Tom,’ when he was outside the Town Hall grooming himself for a photo-shoot.

But it took jurors less than three hours to to acquit the White man, who had merely been using cockney slang to refer to the jewelry as ‘Tom-foolery.’

Spot the odd one out.
Spot the odd one out.

This case highlights the stupidity of electing foreigners who have difficulties even speaking the same language as us into positions of authority.

The only thing they are actually any good at is sniffing out mean words, which here they were able to do even though there were none.

The simian mayor of Chesterfield was clearly only elected to fill a diversity quota and prove how anti-racist the town could be.

There was a time when we used to hang monkeys thinking they were French spies, now we elect them to office.

Well done to the jury in this case, perhaps more political dissidents should insist on that option instead of being seen by a magistrate.

The full write up of the case is available here.

Chesterfield, why?
Chesterfield, why?