With Usurpation Secured, Fake President Biden Says It’s Time to Turn the Page

Can we really trust Sleepy Joe to turn our pages?

BBC:

Joe Biden has said it is “time to turn the page” after his presidential election victory was confirmed by the US electoral college.

In a speech after the announcement, he said US democracy had been “pushed, tested and threatened” and “proved to be resilient, true and strong”.

He condemned President Donald Trump’s attempts to overturn the result.

Later Russian President Vladimir Putin became one of the last world leaders to congratulate Mr Biden on his victory.

Moscow had said it would wait for the official results before doing so. Most other national leaders contacted Mr Biden days after the vote on 3 November.

Confirmation by the electoral college was one of the steps required for Mr Biden to take office.

Under the US system, voters actually cast their ballots for “electors”, who in turn formally vote for candidates after the election.

Democrat Joe Biden won November’s contest with 306 electoral college votes to Republican Donald Trump’s 232.

Here’s the full speech that Joe Biden gave:

I was recently out on a long and lonesome highway, East of Omaha. I was listening to the engine. It was moaning out a one note song. I was thinking about my wife, Jill, who is a real doctor, as well as a girl whose hair I’d just sniffed the night before.

My thoughts started to wander, as they tend to do. I’d been driving 16 hours, and there was nothing much to do. I didn’t feel much like driving, I just wished the trip was through.

That’s when I realized what a monumental victory we’ve achieved for democracy, and I said: here I am, on the road again. Here I go, up on stage. Here I go, playing the star again. There we go – together – turn the page.

The Stormer contacted Bob Seger to ask how he feels about Joe Biden apparently plagiarizing him, and his Mexican maid told us he couldn’t come to the phone because he was working on his night moves. The Stormer begged the Mexican, saying that we were running against the wind to make the call, but the Mexican replied that when Bob gets to dancing he’s like a rock, and we wouldn’t be able to reach him unless we felt like breaking up someone’s home.

(That’s not really the speech, and I didn’t really call Bob Seger. However, it is obvious that Biden’s speech writer was intentionally referencing this iconic boomer song.)

It’s unclear what exactly Joe Biden is talking about when he makes these sweeping statements about how everything is going to be better with him in charge.

Basically, he appears to be saying that he talks in a nice and comforting way.

There is no possible way he could be referring to his policies. He has filled his cabinet with neocon Jews, planning a bunch of wars, and he has stated that he is going to completely collapse the economy and transfer all of the wealth to the billionaires, corporations and banksters.

No one’s life is going to get better under Joe Biden, unless they are a billionaire. He is making it very clear he is planning to create a hell on earth, with totally endless wars all over the place and brutal communism domestically.

It is a major sacrifice that Joe Biden supporters are willing to make in order to establish generalized niceness as a general value.