Woman Walks in on Unknown Naked Sheboon Burglar Bathing in Her House

Joe Jones
Daily Stormer
April 22, 2018

Alleged biological female, Evelyn Washington.

I could not possibly fathom the horror of finding this creature naked in any circumstance, let alone your house.

The Smoking Gun:

Upon returning home from work Tuesday, a Louisiana resident discovered a woman “naked in her bathtub and eating her Cheetos,” police report.

According to an arrest affidavit, the victim found the stranger inside her Monroe home around 5 PM. When she confronted the intruder, the woman told cops, the naked burglar claimed that “an unknown male told her to break into the victim’s house.”

Cops responding to a 911 call identified the naked woman as Evelyn Washington, a 29-year-old Monroe resident whose home is a little more than a mile away from the victim’s house.

An officer noted that she observed the bathtub “to be full of water and a plate of food along with half-eaten Cheetos belonging to the victim on the toilet next to the tub.”